Pig + Fig Cafe – White Rock, New Mexico

Pig + Fig Bakery & Cafe in White City

In its eighth season, the brilliant sitcom Seinfeld helped introduce casual comic book fans to the concept of Bizarro world, a setting which is weirdly inverted or opposite of expectations. In other words, a Bizarro world is a mirror image of conventionality, logic and reality, everything being reversed. Jerry Seinfeld’s polar opposite Kevin, for example, was depicted as kind, selfless and reliable in contrast to Jerry’s indifference, self-absorption and forgetfulness. Gene was quiet, studious, polite and giving while his Bizarro counterpart George was loud, obnoxious, cheap and slovenly. Some people believe there’s a polar opposite—a Bizarro version—of every one of us.

I met “Bizarro Gil” while stationed at Keesler Air Force Base in Biloxi, Mississippi. While I (all modesty aside) consider myself a bit of a renaissance man, Derwin was atavistic, a throwback to the days of Ralph Kramden when men were short-tempered, disparaging and chauvinistic. He couldn’t understand why I would take my Kim out for dinner so often when there we had a perfectly good stove at home. It galled him that Kim often picked where we’d eat. His retort to that grievous affront was “The last time women decided what to eat, they doomed humanity for eternity,” an obvious reference to Eve being misled by a waiter into ordering the most expensive special at Eden Eatery.

Pig + Fig Dining Room

Bizarro Gil, er…Derwin was especially critical of the spontaneity of our meal choices. My Kim and I didn’t decide what to eat until after discussing our options and preferences…and only after hashing over the travails of our day at work. Derwin, on the other hand, laid out a strict schedule of mostly 1950s diner-style American favorites (meatloaf on Monday, roast beef on Tuesday, pork chops on Wednesday and so on) from which his browbeaten bride was never allowed to deviate. What torqued him off most was the egalitarian nature of my relationship with my Kim. We usually cooked together. “Cooking,” he insisted “is women’s work.” He found the notion ridiculous that many of the world’s greatest chefs are men. “Girly men” he called them…and probably me, when my back was turned.

Obviously Derwin had absolutely no any sense of appreciation for independent-minded, entrepreneurial women who owned restaurants and therefore told girly men what to do. Such a notion was incomprehensible, a sheer travesty. His caveat to “a woman’s place is in the kitchen” is that “the kitchen should be at home in a man’s castle”…and “if a woman did have to work outside the home, it should be as a waitress.” He would have hated Laura Hamilton, owner and chef of Pork + Fig Bakery and Cafe in White Rock and would be incensed to learn that Laura’s enviable culinary credentials dwarf those of many men.

Apple Strudel & Strawberry Lemonade

In forging a distinguished career, Laura blazed a path that took her from Houston to Las Vegas, Miami, Paris and back home to Houston before moving to Los Alamos in 2009. She is a graduate of the world-famous Le Cordon Bleu in Paris and got her baptism by fire at Houston’s prestigious Brennan’s where after only two years, she ascended to sous chef. At Brennan’s she helped co-author two cookbooks and was on the culinary team that launched Commander’s Palace in Las Vegas. From 2001 through 2009, she earned multiple culinary honors nominations in Houston restaurants.

After moving to Los Alamos, Laura took a three-year hiatus from cooking. In January, 2016, she launched Pig + Fig Bakery and Cafe in White Rock as a venue in which she can showcase gourmet comfort food and fine wine. Within a year, the Los Alamos Daily Post was calling it a “White Rock Institution.” In May, 2017, she added tapas to her restaurant’s menu (alas, they’re available only from 4-8p.m.). Breakfast is served from 7-11a.m. and lunch from 11a.m. to 4p.m. Pig + Fig is closed on Sundays (“a man’s day of rest” according to Bizarro Gil). I first learned of this culinary oasis from my dear Zuzu Petals (from It’s a Wonderful Life, not The Adventures of Ford Fairlane).

Pig + Fig Green Chile Stew

Unlike Chicago’s acclaimed Purple Pig which showcases porcine perfection in all its glory, the Pig + Fig offers an eclectic menu. Its appellation (and the tapas menu) is a tribute to Laura’s Spanish mother and Cuban father. During visits to Spain, she frequented tapas restaurants where she developed a fondness for pork and figs. The charming bakery-café is obviously a popular dining destination for denizens of White Rock, a bedroom community where most residents are transplants from throughout the fruited plain and beyond. The queue to place your order begins when you set foot in the door. Pastries under glass may evoke involuntary salivation, if not sheer lust.

Whether you’ve been hiking at Bandelier or just parched from the salubrious mountain air, the strawberry lemonade will slake your thirst and delight your taste buds. It’s served in a Mason jar with plenty of ice to keep it cold and it’s not too sweet or too tart (Goldilocks would love it). Because it was served at the same time as the lemonade, I made quick work of the apple strudel. My well-intentioned willpower to sample only one bite and save the remainder for dessert went out the window. This strudel is reason enough to consider moving to White Rock. It’s light, flaky and fabulous–the optimum ratio of apples to crust!

Hot Pig & Fig Sandwich with Sea Salt Potato Chips

It’s rare that White Rock is mentioned as a dining destination, much less one that serves excellent chile. Pig + Fig may soon be changing perceptions with its eponymous Pig + Fig green chile stew (Kyzer Farms pork chunks, potato, sweet onions, New Mexico green chile). This chile bites back—not so much that it’ll deaden your taste buds, but enough for you to take notice. The Kyzer Farms pork is an order of magnitude better than the pork you’ll find on most green chile stew. If green chile stew is the Land of Enchantment’s most comforting elixir, this one could be an archetype, an ideal example or theoretically perfect form.

Though the lunch menu features such gourmet fare as chicken tagine, summer gnocchi and pork tagliatelle, don’t discount the sandwiches, salads and quiches. If you do, you’ll miss out on such sumptuousness as the Hot Pig + Fig Sandwich (honey-cured ham, arugula, brie and fig jam in a sourdough bread canvas). This exemplar of sweet meets savory meets peppery is an outstanding sandwich in which so many complementary flavors coalesce that grown men (at least this one) will swoon in delight. Fig jam, brie and honey-cured ham are so good together it’s as if that combination has always existed. The peppery arugula is a nice foil.  So are the housemade sea salt potato chips.

There is so much to see and do in Los Alamos county—and now there’s a fabulous bakery and café to entice visitors from throughout the Land of Enchantment. The Pig + Fig is the real deal! Only Bizarro Gil could utter a disparaging word or ten about this place.

Pig + Fig Bakery & Cafe
35 Rover Blvd Suite G
White Rock, New Mexico
(505) 672-2742
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LATEST VISIT: 1 September 2017
COST: $$
BEST BET: Hot Pig & Fig Sandwich, Sea Salt Potato Chips, Pig + Fig Green Chile Stew, Apple Strudel

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The Cellar – Albuquerque, New Mexico

The Cellar Spanish Cuisine: Tapas, Beer and Wine

While touring Granada, Spain during a 2013 episode of CNN’s Parts Unknown, Emmy award-winning celebrity host Anthony Bourdain bemoaned that “we will never have tapas culture in America.” Then, to emphasize his contention even further (and perhaps to rankle the ire of American foodies who frequent “tapas” restaurants across the fruited plain), he challenged viewers: “You may think you know what a tapa is, like if you’ve had small bites at some fusion hipster bar where they do a whole bunch of little plates. Yeah, that ain’t a tapa.”

Bourdain, a best-selling author, world traveler, renowned chef and “poet of the common man” doesn’t just vociferate controversial statements because it’s good television. Agree with him or not, he knows what he’s talking about. When he says we will never have tapas culture in America, the operative word is “culture” as in the social practices associated with tapas. In Spain, tapas isn’t a formulaic approach in which a restaurant (or more likely, a drinking establishment) serves “small plates.” It’s so much more than that.

Dining Room at The Cellar

In modern day Spain, tapas are not only a gastronomic custom, they are a deeply rooted social and communal event described by Travel and Leisure as “walking, talking, drinking and nibbling.” Taverns are indeed clustered in close proximity to one another, making it easy for patrons to hop from bar to bar sampling the specialty of the house at each. It’s been that way since the reign of Castilian King Alfonso the Wise who decreed that no wine was to be served in any inn throughout Castile unless accompanied by something to eat. This precaution was to counteract the adverse effects of alcohol on an empty stomach.

Observing that glasses of wine or sherry served to patrons attracted fruit flies, bartenders began covering the top of the glass with a piece of bread to prevent the pesky insects from doing the breaststroke in the wine. In time, each tavern concocted its own signature toppings for the bread. For the most part, the covers or “tapas” were relatively simple–ham or anchovies, for example, but eventually, those simple glass covers evolved into such creative and sophisticated dishes that what is essentially Spanish bar food now rivals any of the world’s most celebrated cuisines.

Exhibition Kitchen

Bourdain reminded viewers of another reason America will never have a tapas culture: in Spain, tapas are free. As long as you drink, the tapas keep coming. You’ll only be charged for beer or wine and for caviar (which is consumed by the spoonful). “When,” he declares “complimentary plates include such mussels steamed in olive oil and fried eggplant and honey, does it matter?”  Besides, the salty caviar will only make you thirstier so you’ll drink more and eat fewer tapas. Tavern-keepers know what they’re doing.

There’s an inverse relationship here between “free” and quality. Free tapas in Spain are the complete antithesis of what free tapas might be like in America.  Picture if you will, choking down “all-you-can-eat apps” at TGI Fridays then noshing on mozzarella sticks at Applebee’s followed by fried pickles at Chili’s as you travel from one to the other to imbibe your favorite adult beverage. Tapas in Spain are far superior in quality and deliciousness to appetizers for which we pay at the aforementioned chains (and for which you’d be overcharged if they were free). Tapas are meticulously assembled, eye-catching and absolutely mouth-watering delicious epicurean delights.

Left: Green Chile Olive Oil; Right: Black Mission Fig Olive Oil

So, in the eyes of the bombastic Bordain, America will never have a tapas culture. So what! Culturally and socially, we’re not Spain. Our drinking establishments aren’t clustered in close proximity to one another and they’ll probably never offer gourmet quality tapas for free. Does this all mean we can’t appreciate our own interpretation of tapas for what it is? Absolutely not! Especially if the tapas bar looks and feels as if it could be right at home in Barcelona, Madrid, San Sebastian, Seville, Andalusia or Granada.

Such is the case when you first set foot in The Cellar on Lomas Boulevard just east of the downtown district. It truly does feel like “an oasis of casual elegance where delicious wines and sophisticated tapas cuisine will transport you to Old Spain.” This Iberian-themed restaurant is the brainchild of first-time restaurateur Gabriel Holguin. Where others saw a shuttered video store available to be rented, he visualized a tapas bar patterned after tapas bars in the aforementioned Spanish cities. Exemplifying a hands-on approach, he completely gutted and rebuilt the edifice, hand-carving all the tables, installing the pressed tin-work enclosing the kitchen and bar, setting up light fixtures and more. You name it, he had a hand in it.

Tabla de Tres Quesos

The results are visually stunning! This is a captivating milieu interspersing contemporary industrial duct-work with the baronial splendor of Old Spain. The color spectrum ranges from gleaming metallic silver to masculine dark wood floors and tables. Accommodating some forty patrons in relatively close spacing, the space is both functional and attractive. A very utilitarian semi-exhibition kitchen appears part pantry, part cookery. Everything from utensils to cutting boards to vegetables and condiments is within easy reach of the chef and staff. The dulcet tones of flamenco guitars play in the background.

The menu offers both lunch and dinner with the latter offering more options. If it’s tapas you came for, you’ll find a phalanx of choices. There are tapas frias (cold tapas) such as ceviche, table de tres quesos (three cheese plate) and atun y salmon crudo (raw tuna and salmon). The tapas calientes (warm tapas) menu includes such delights as patatas bravas (fried potatoes), aguacate frito (fried avocado) and calamari frito (fried squid). The menu also includes sopas y ensaladas (soups and salads), almuerzo (lunch) and entrees. It’s a tempting array of mouth-watering choices wholly unlike the “small bites at a hipster bar” Bourdain derides.

Risotto with Ten-Inch Ribeye

As you peruse the menu (all the while trying to allay involuntary salivation), your server will ferry over to your table a slate board with olive oil and rustic bread. This is no ordinary olive oil. It’s olive oil infused with flavor-boosting ingredients such as chipotle, green chile and black mission figs and it’s procured locally from the ABQ Olive Oil Company. Both the chipotle and green chile infused olive oils have a pronounced piquancy. The black mission fig infused olive oil is a vast improvement over the de rigueur olive oil and Balsamic vinegar combination. If you’re not careful, however, you can fill up quickly on the bread and olive oils.  There’s too much else to enjoy to fill up too soon.

2 April 2016: Turophiles will love the tabla de tres quesos (three cheese plate), a Spanish cheese plate with imported Manchego, Cabrales and Mahon quesos, grilled peppers, Spanish olives, dries apples and crostini. A good cheese plate provides diverse flavor profiles—from mild and sweet to pungent and sharp. This is a good cheese plate. Mahon cheese has a flavor not dissimilar to a fruity olive oil. The Manchego has a sweet, caramel-like, nutty flavor somewhat resembling Monterey Jack. If you like a strong, penetrating aroma and sharp, acidic flavor, the Cabrales will delight you. The dried apples are an excellent foil in between cheeses.

Langosta y Mantequilla (Lobster and Butter)

2 April 2016: Entrees include items both sea-farers and landlubbers will love. The first item on the menu is paella, a classic Spanish dish. If, like me, you can’t resist trying risotto no matter how often this most trying of dishes to prepare, can be, you’ll appreciate the creamy, stock-rich, well-attended risotto offered at The Cellar. It’s a winner. For a pittance you can add a six- or ten-ounce grilled ribeye steak to your risotto. The demi-glace (teriyaki, chile flakes) really gives the steak a nice sweet-savory flavor profile—maybe too much of it because we found ourselves eating the gristly, fatty portions of the meat, too, all because we enjoyed the demi-glace so much. Sauteed mushrooms, asparagus spears and grilled peppers, all prepared very well, complete this entrée.

2 April 2016: What initially prompted our visit to The Cellar was my Kim’s declaration that she was craving lobster. Since it’s my mission in life to spoil her, The Cellar’s langosta y mantequilla (lobster and butter) was a no-brainer. This entrée, one more likely to be found in Barcelona than in Maine, featured a baked lobster tail with drawn butter and aioli served with saffron rice, Spanish vegetables and grilled Poblano chile. The lobster proved as sweet as my bride though she would have liked three- or ten-ounces more of the delicate decapod.

Almejas (Little neck Clams)

Executive chef James Dukes, formerly of the St Clair Winery & Bistro, is a peripatetic presence at The Cellar.  During lulls in the action when he’s not tending the high heat of his stove, he visits guests to see if there’s more the staff can do to ensure a great dining experience.  After our second meal, we complimented him on his mastery of sauces and demi-glaces, prompting a shy admission that he does pride himself on ameliorating with sauces, seasonings and demi-glaces.  Few chefs in Albuquerque do it nearly as well!

11 June 2016: Little Neck, Cherry Stone, Top Neck and Quahog.  These words may not mean much in the Land of Enchantment where these mollusks haven’t been seen alive since 2.5 billion years ago when water covered almost the entire planet, even New Mexico.  Little necks are the smallest clam at about seven to ten clams per pound.  Despite the name, they’re a very utilitarian clam, finding their way  in-and-out-of-the-shell into sauces, soups, stews and clams casino (Joe’s Pasta House makes an outstanding version).  The Cellar offers little necks (Almejas in Spanish) in a simple but delectable broth (soup-worthy) and serves them with toasted bread which you’ll undoubtedly use to dredge up every bit of that broth.   Little neck clams may be small, but they’re satisfying and succulent.

Higo Y Panceta (Figs and Pancetta)

11 June 2016: The pairing of sweet and savory flavors isn’t universally appreciated.  Perhaps detractors have never tried the pairing of figs and cheese where a strong, sharp cheese is more than a perfect counterbalance to the near cloying flavor of figs.  It’s a pairing we can’t pass up.  The Cellar one-ups the figs and cheese duet with a terrific triumvirate of sugar coated roasted figs, seared pancetta and goat cheese drizzled with amber honey.  Called “Higo Y Panceta” or figs and pancetta, the threesome is best enjoyed if all three flavors are enjoyed in each bite (though each of the three are wonderful on their own).  The goat cheese with its mildly acidic creamy flavor is a nice foil for the figs which are so sweet, some people can’t eat more than one or two.  If you’re picturing Italian-style pancetta (usually sliced paper-thin), you’ll be surprised to see what look and taste like New Mexican chicharrones.  The pancetta is very rich and deliciously fatty, but those qualities are tamed when combined with the goat cheese.

11 June 2016: Chops connoisseurs generally agree that the optimum degree of “doneness” for lamb chops is always whatever the chef decides as ostensibly the chef should best how to prepare them.  Chef Dukes recommends medium-rare for The Cellar’s chops.  Take his recommendation to the bank!  The lamb chops (Costillas Del Cordero) are  spectacular: four lollipop (what lamb rib chops are called when the meat is cut away from the end of a rib or chop, so that part of the bone is exposed)) lamb chops served with what the menu describes merely as a red wine demi-glace (but which is oh, so much more). The lamb chops essentially come with a built-in “handle” which makes them easy to pick up and eat (yes, even at a fine dining restaurant). Each lamb chop is pert and petite, but it’s packed with flavor and is very tender. Then there’s the demi-glace with an attention-grabbing combination of lively flavors, including a piquant punch which offsets the slightly sweet notes of a sauce reminiscent (but much better) than Vietnamese chili sauce.

Costillas del Cordero (Rack of Lamb)

The lamb chops are served with patata Española (Spanish potato), a grilled potato sliced into half-inch thickness and topped with a tomato relish.  Forget French fries.  Banish baked potatoes.  Move away mashed potatoes.  This is a unique and tasty way to enjoy potatoes.  Viva la differencia!  Also accompanying the lamb chops are an assortment of Spanish vegetables and asparagus spears (a restaurant specialty), all beautifully seasoned and delicious.

11 June 2016:  There are four salads on The Cellar’s menu and to say they’re merely salads is to say the Mona Lisa is merely a painting.  These are not your “usual suspect” salads with all their predictability and boring sameness.  By no means does this mean they’re complex offerings of multitudinous ingredients.  The Tomate a la Parrilla con Jamon (Spanish ham and roasted tomato on a bed of Romaine topped with goat cheese and tossed in an olive oil vinaigrette), for example, is constructed of only four ingredients, but the interplay of each one of them makes for a harmony of flavors.  The slightly acidic goat cheese and the thin, salty Spanish ham make beautiful music together.  The olive oil vinaigrette makes its presence known without detracting from any of the other flavors.

Tomate a la Parrilla con Jamon

While America may not have a tapas culture in the way Anthony Boudain defines it, New Mexico has several tapas restaurants that hold true to the traditions of Old Spain (save for the “free” part). The Cellar belongs in any discussion of the Land of Enchantment’s best for a tapas experience New Mexican-style. 

The Cellar
1025 Lomas Blvd, N.W.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
(505) 242-3117
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LATEST VISIT: 11 June 2016
1st VISIT: 2 April 2016
COST: $$$ – $$$$
BEST BET: Langosta y Mantequilla, Risotto with Ten-Inch Ribeye, Tabla de Tres Quesos, Tabla de Tres Quesos, Tomate a la Parrilla con Jamon, Costillas del Cordero, Almejas, Higo Y Panceta

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Mas Tapas Y Vino – Albuquerque, New Mexico


Mas Tapas Y Vino at the fabulous Andaluz in downtown Albuquerque

Had Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra written Don Quixote in the 21st century, the title character’s quest in life might not have been to revive the chivalric virtues and values of adventurous knights. His quests might well have instead taken him on tapas bar-hopping adventures throughout Madrid, Spain. In his edible escapades, he would have fought the commercialization of the Spanish tapas traditions. Instead of tangling with windmills, he would have squared off against golden arches. Quixote’s sidekick Sancho Panza would have certainly earned his surname.

Madrid, perhaps even more than Ernest Hemingway’s beloved Paris is a “moveable feast.”  The practice of chasing after those diverse and delicious little dishes known as “tapas” is called a “tapeo” and no city does tapas bar-hopping as well as Madrid.  In Madrid tapeos have achieved near cult status.  They are a cultural event, a rite of passage and a sporting event rolled into one.  A tapeo allows you to sample the culinary fare at several tapas bars without sitting down for an entire meal.  Ostensibly, you “walk off” your tapas and wine as you hop from bar to bar.


The spectacular lobby of Andaluz

Tapas have become one of Madrid’s most popular tourist attractions with “tapas tours” becoming increasingly well-known and popular. As recounted on this blog, tapas are the Spanish version of hors d’oeuvres or dim sum, little plates of food. In Spain they’re often served complimentary with a drink (usually wine). The word “tapas” is derived from the Spanish verb tapar, which means “to cover”. History and legend attribute the term to pieces of ham or cheese laid across glasses of wine to keep flies out (and stagecoach drivers sober).

Tapas can be traced back to the seven centuries of Moorish presence in the Iberian Peninsula.  The Moors brought with them an influx of exotic spices and ingredients such as saffron, apricots, artichokes, carob, sugar, carrots, coriander and rice.  They introduced pastries, desserts and cold soups which remain part and parcel of the Spanish culinary repertoire to this day.  Fittingly, the Moors are widely credited for Spain’s best-known culinary innovation–the small and varied delicacies today known as tapas.  


The exhibition kitchen at Mas

Perhaps New Mexico’s preeminent practitioner in the art of Spanish tapas is five-time James Beard Award nominee for “Best Chef – Southwest”  James Campbell Caruso.  Chef Caruso has plied his culinary craft at La Boca in Santa Fe since 2006, achieving so much critical acclaim and popularity that in 2012, he launched Taverna La Boca, a Spanish-style tavern which, as its elder sibling, specializes in, tapas. His two Santa Fe tapas restaurants are a favorite of Food Network luminary Giada DiLaurentis.

In 2013 when Albuquerque’s AAA Four Diamond hotel, Hotel Andaluz announced a make-over of its signature restaurant Lucia, it made sense that the restaurant’s new direction and concept would be Spanish tapas.  After all, the presence of Moorish culture and cuisine is more prominent in Andalusia (the Spanish region for which the hotel is named) than anywhere else in Spain.  It also made sense that Chef Caruso would be brought in from Santa Fe to head the new restaurant concept christened Mas, a Spanish word which translates to “more.”


Mezze Platter

The magnificent Hotel Andaluz is the perfect venue for Mas, providing a “tantalizing and sensuous tapestry of past and future,” celebrating yesteryear while embracing today. Tracing its lineage to Conrad Hilton, the ten-story hotel launched in 1939 as New Mexico’s first Hilton, is a stunning complex showcasing earth tone stucco and southwest woodwork, furnishings and artwork.  Its imposing two-story lobby, stately arches, hand-carved beams and balconies overlooking the lobby make it one of the finest hotels in the Land of Enchantment.

In an interview with NBC Latino, Chef Caruso proclaimed the menu at Mas “cutting edge, a total juxtaposition of the hotel itself.”  Mas is significantly larger than Caruso’s other restaurants with a large exhibition kitchen illuminated to showcase both the modernity of the equipment and the process of putting together some of the very best tapas in the Land of Enchantment.  Those tapas will be available in all the hotel’s service areas as well as the main lobby and the rooftop Ibiza bar.


Gambas Fritas

The Mas dinner menu features tapas, salads, soups, entrees and desserts with Chef Caruso’s wife Leslie serving as pastry chef. The lunch menu adds sandwiches and burgers, including a green chile cheeseburger. For lunch, a “menu del dia,” a special three-course lunch is offered daily. The restaurant’s Web sites describes Mas as “inspired by the bold flavors, rich history and exuberance of Spanish cooking,” offering “fresh reinventions of traditional Spanish cuisine with an emphasis on locally-sourced foods and high quality imported ingredients and spices.” It’s a winning formula! 

It’s interesting that one of the platos on the lunch menu is called a “mezze” platter because mezze is more commonly associated with Turkish or Greek food and is essentially synonymous with tapas (small dishes). Name notwithstanding, the mezze is a must (maybe a better name) have. Three spreads—a spicy carrot garbanzo hummus, beet walnut spread and a spinach-caper spread—are served with lavash sesame crackers, a pile of greens and a small ramekin of grapes and olives.


Manchego cheese with Membrillo

The three spreads are vastly different, each uniquely imprinting themselves on your taste buds. The spicy carrot garbanzo hummus is a slight departure from many Middle Eastern hummus you may have had. The carrots lend a tinge of sweetness and color to the garbanzo, a traditional ingredient in hummus. This hummus isn’t as oily and lemony as some hummus tends to be with a pleasant spiciness that surprised us. The beet walnut spread is a coming together of two diverse ingredients. Their merger accentuates a savory flavor profile with little of the sweetness which characterizes some beets. The spinach caper salad is a melding of distinctive bitterness of spinach and the salty, sharp and sour notes of capers. All three spreads are unique adventures in flavor discernment with the sesame lavosh serving as a pleasant canvas.

At the opposite end of the flavor profile spectrum are Gambas Fritas, fried shrimp served with a smoked paprika agridulce dipping sauce. The shrimp are perfectly fried and sheathed in a light, golden batter. They snap when you bite into them, a mark of freshness, and have a pleasant sweetness. Though “agridulce” implies sweet and sour, the smoked paprika dipping sauce lends the dimensions of smokiness (obviously) and just a hint of piquancy.


Hot Gouda, chorizo, apple bake w/ crostini

If, like me, you celebrate Hannahmas on December 11th, do it in style with one of Hannah’s favorite indulgences: Manchego cheese with membrillo. Manchego cheese is the pride of the La Mancha region in Spain, a sheep’s milk with a buttery texture and distinctive creaminess and flavor. Nothing pairs better with Manchego cheese than membrillo, a Spanish paste made from quince (the fruit Eve is reputed to have given Adam). Membrillo is a deep, ruby red square that’s not overly sweet and has a texture not unlike jelly candy. Few things in this world go as well together as Manchego cheese with membrillo.

Also blending well is the triumvirate of hot gouda, chorizo and baked apple. This is an adult mac and cheese, the antithesis of that crappy Kraft dinner to which far too many Americans subject their children. Gouda, a Dutch cheese, is one of the world’s most popular cheeses, renowned for its rich flavor with a creamy tang and smooth texture. The Gouda is a perfect foil for the savory-piquant chorizo and the tangy-sweet apples. Then, as if anything else is needed to make this a perfect mac and cheese, it’s served with crostini with which you’ll scoop up the cheesy deliciousness. It’s a rich, rich, rich indulgence.


Slow-braised pork shoulder sandwich: fig olive tapenade

Perhaps the most enticing from among the lunchtime sandwich menu is the slow-braised pork shoulder sandwich with a fig-olive tapenade served on a hoagie roll. There’s a lot going on in this sandwich, highlighted by the perfectly braised, wonderfully tender pork shoulder. It’s porcine perfection! The fig-olive tapenade is a surprise considering how very sweet figs can be and how astringent olives can be. As prepared at Mas, these two strong flavor profiles are terrific, an excellent complement to the pork. Hmmm, maybe the Reese’s Peanut Butter folks might consider pairing these two flavors in a candy bar.

The dessert menu is limited in terms of quantity, but has some very interesting and inviting offerings. For me, dessert menus begin and end with bread pudding, one of those anachronistic desserts that never completely seem to go out of style. The Mas version of bread pudding is made with mission figs and is served warm though a scoop of Hagen Daz ice cream will quickly take care of that. Texturally, it’s about on par with a thick, borderless Challah bread French toast. Flavorwise, it’s got just a pinch of salt to offset the extreme sweetness of the figs. It’s a very good bread pudding.


Mission Fig Bread Pudding with one scoop of vanilla ice cream

It’s appropriate that this fine tapas restaurant in the heart of downtown Albuquerque is named “Mas” because after enjoying its rich indulgences, you’ll definitely want mas, mas, mas.

Mas Tapas Y Vino
Hotel Andaluz
125 Second Street, N.W.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
(505) 242-9090
Web Site
LATEST VISIT: 7 December 2013
COST: $$$ – $$$$
BEST BET: Mezze Platter, Gambas Fritas, Manchego Cheese With Membrillo; Hot Gouda, chorizo, apple bake w/ crostini; Slow-braised pork shoulder sandwich; Mission Fig Bread Pudding

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Cosmo Tapas – Albuquerque, New Mexico (CLOSED)

Cosmo Tapas, a Nob Hill gem

Some of the world’s most elegant and refined cuisine has its genesis in very humble circumstances.  Today, Spanish tapas are widely regarded as sophisticated and exotic, but they didn’t start off that way.  In fact, Spanish tapas are an excellent embodiment of the axiom that when life hands you lemons, you should make lemonade.  The words “tapa” (singular) or “tapas” (plural) are derived from the Spanish word “tapar,” which means “to cover.”  In Spanish, a tapa is also the literal term for a “lid.”  How the word “tapas” became the term used to describe a popular epicurean craze is an interesting tale.

It’s well established that in Spain, it’s traditional for many people to take an afternoon respite from the rigors of their daily lives and jobs to visit the local tavern or inn for snacks and refreshment.  In Old Spain, snacks and refreshment are inseparable, a tradition dating back to the Castilian king Alfonso the Wise who decreed that no wine was to be served in any inn throughout Castile unless accompanied by something to eat.  This precaution was to counteract the adverse effects of alcohol on an empty stomach.

Dining Room at Cosmo Tapas

Observing that glasses of wine or sherry served to patrons attracted fruit flies, bartenders began covering the top of the glass with a piece of bread to prevent the pesky insects from doing the breaststroke in the wine.  In time, each tavern concocted its own signature toppings for the bread.  For the most part, the covers or “tapas” were relatively simple–ham or anchovies, for example, but eventually, those simple glass covers evolved into such creative and sophisticated dishes that what is essentially Spanish bar food now rivals any of the world’s most renowned cuisines. 

In modern day Spain, tapas are not only a gastronomic custom, they are a social or communal event.  Taverns are clustered in close proximity to one another, making it easy for patrons to hop from bar to bar sampling the specialty of the house at each.  In America, tapas have become popular as a meal option–eating a number of appetizer-sized plates to constitute an entire meal.  As in Spain, American tapas restaurants and bars attract groups who, by sharing dishes, can sample a wide variety of foods for a relative pittance.

Spanish Charcuterie Plate: Spicy chorizo,  Serrano ham, lomo embuchado, olives, pickled onions and baguette

The concept of tapas made its way to the United States several decades ago to some (mostly local) acclaim.  In some American cities, an announcement of the launch of a new tapas bar was often mistaken as yet another “topless bar” opening up.   Ultimately it took the culinary and marketing genius of Jose Andres to launch the country’s first widely heralded and highly successful tapas restaurant, Jaleo in Washington, D.C.  Since Jaleo’s opening in 1993, tapas bars and restaurants have taken off throughout the fruited plain.

In the Land of Enchantment, Santa Fe, which has long embraced its Spanish heritage, has long been home to two restaurants which offer tapas–the venerable El Farol and relative newcomer (fifteen years) El Meson.  That dynamic duo became a terrific triumvirate in 2006 with the launch of La Boca.  The Duke City’s first notable entry into the tapas arena was probably Gecko’s Bar & Tapas under the auspices of chef Jay Wulf.  Since then a number of restaurants have offered, sometimes rather loosely, an interpretation of tapas.

Baked Beef Empanada: Chilean empanada packed with beef, onions, hard boiled eggs, raisins and olives

July, 2009 saw the introduction of Cosmo Tapas, fittingly making its home in what many consider to be the Duke City’s cultural and social hub, the Nob Hill District.  Situated in the venue that previously housed the Martini Grille, Cosmo Tapas is, as its name implies, a cosmopolitan and hip urban experience–ironically with a storefront facing the historical mother road, Route 66. Its launch was greeted excitedly by critics and diners alike, many hailing it as a much needed change of pace for the city.  When she told me about her first visit to Cosmo shortly after it opened, Melissa Watrin gushed, “you have GOT to go to Cosmo Tapas.  The best meal I’ve had in a really long time.” Despite her effusive praise, it would be a while before my inaugural visit.

Look overhead as you enter and you’ll espy one of the most unique “chandeliers” you’ll ever see.  Instead of crystalline composition, the chandelier is crafted from silverware–spoons, forks and knives dangling above you.  The dining room’s walls are festooned with still-life, near photo-quality paintings depicting decanters of oil and vinegar and other restaurant necessities.  Undulating mesh fabric drapes from the ceiling.  Linen tablecloth drapes over each table with folded napkins nattily in place.  The best seat in the house on a cold winter day is the table nearest the fireplace and with a view of Central Avenue.

Grilled Choke: Grilled marinated artichoke with goat cheese and orange zest

Add the term “family-friendly” to the restaurant’s family owned and family operated modus vivendi.  That’s family-friendly both from the sense that diners of all ages will all feel welcome at the restaurant and that the family which owns the restaurant is as friendly as any restaurateurs in the Duke City.   As Melissa told me they would, both Guillermo Loubriel and his wife-partner Cecilia Kido visited our table to ensure our dining experience was as good as it could be.  Their son Leo was even more attentive, personally delivering every item we ordered. 

When they conceived the idea of Cosmo Tapas, Guillermo and Cecilia determined to showcase a menu which would reflect their  veritable melting pot of cultures and not necessarily subscribe to a true Spanish tapas template.  Guillermo is Puerto Rican while Cecilia, a native Chilean is half-Japanese and part Spanish and French.  The menu, a magnificent mishmash of culturally diverse dishes, succeeds wildly.  Moreover, the shared dining experience succeeds wildly.  Diners have embraced the concept of ordering a number of dishes and sharing them.

Stuffed Dates: Medjool dates stuffed with feta cheese and wrapped in bacon

The tapas menu actually begins with three Spanish sampler platters–a Spanish cheese platter, a Spanish charcuterie plate and a Jamon Iberico plate.  The latter is one of those every-once-or-twice-in-a-lifetime indulgences to which you should treat yourself just because you’re worth it.  Jamon Iberico, often considered the gold standard of gourmet ham, is to ham what Kobe beef is to steak. The pigs from which Jamon Iberico is culled are a very exclusive breed, ergo the pampering they receive.  The highest quality Jamon Iberico comes from pigs whose diet is limited to acorns once their slaughtering time approaches.  Hams from the slaughtered pigs are cured for anywhere from twelve months to 48 months.  The word “platter” may be a bit of a misnomer because the portion size you receive is only about two-ounces, but the memorable melt-in-your-mouth quality of the ham makes this a worthwhile indulgence.

It would be hard to consider the Spanish Charcuterie Plate a “consolation prize because it’s quite excellent, but oh that Jamon Iberico.  If you can’t order the Jamon Iberico, the Charcuterie Plate is a very good alternative.  Charcuterie is a French term which refers to the products made and sold in a delicatessen-style shop, also called a charcuterie.  The operative word here is “made” as in butchering, cutting, salting, curing, slicing, storing and preparing such meat products such as bacon, sausage, ham, pates, and more.  Cosmos Tapas’ charcuterie plate features spicy chorizo, Serrano ham, lomo embuchado, olives, pickled onions and baguettes.

Lollipop Lamb Chops: Served with olive/feta tapenade, sauteed spinach, garlic aioli and flatbread

The thinly cut Serrano ham is wonderfully marbled dry-cured ham with a salty flavor.  It’s fairly standard in American tapas bars, but is always welcome for its fine flavor.  The spicy chorizo, made from coarsely chopped pork and pork fat, is also a fairly common tapas menu offering.  The chorizo is seasoned with smoked and piquant Spanish paprika and salt.  The lomo embuchado, sometimes considered the “prince of dry cured sausages in Spain,” inherits the flavors of sea salt, smoked paprika and garlic from its 90-day curing process.  One of the biggest surprises in the Charcuterie Plate actually has nothing to do with meats.  It’s the pickled onions which are brined in a solution that includes jalapeños, imbuing them with a pleasantly piquant taste.

A couple of decades ago, Cecilia Kido owned and operated the long defunct Empanadas House which offered some thirty types of empanadas.  Considered the national dish of Chile, empanadas are a natural fit for the Cosmo Tapas menu where at least three are available. If the baked beef empanada packed with beef, onions, hard-boiled eggs, raisins and olives is any indication, empanadas are an absolute must-have.  The melange of flavors makes for a very exciting treat which challenges you to discern the individual components.  The crust enveloping the ingredients is light and flaky, but formidable enough to keep them all in.  This empanada is served with pebre, a Chilean “salsa” with a piquant, refreshing bite.

Ceviche:  fresh barrimundi marinated in citrus juice with onion, cilantro, & jalapeno vinaigrette

Melissa’s favorite tapa, one she described as a beautiful dish with vibrant flavors, is the “Choke,” grilled marinated artichoke with goat cheese and orange zest.  The artichokes are splayed out in an almost floral arrangement with a dewy goat cheese sheen on each petal and the redolence of orange zest.  The Choke is grilled to an absolute perfection and can be consumed in its entirety as you might a piece of nigiri sushi or by the petal if you’re able to show such restraint.  In either case, this is a superb tapa, one of several offerings on the Vegetable Tapas section of the menu.

The most popular tapa on the menu is stuffed dates, a tiny plate brimming with six Medjool dates stuffed with feta cheese and wrapped in applewood smoked bacon.  It’s akin to indulging in sweet, savory and smoky meat and cheese candy.  Each bite rewards you with taste explosions that are best tempered with a palate cleanser (such as taking a bite from another tapa before resuming with the next stuffed date.

Homemade Churros: Berries, Dulce de Leche and Hazelnut Chocolate

Another very popular tapa is the Lollipop Lamb chops, four succulent and meaty chops atop a bed of sauteed spinach with a garlic aioli and an olive-feta tapenade. At medium-rare, the lamb chops are tender and juicy, wholly capable of excelling on their own. The tapenade and aioli elevate the chops to a higher level, imparting complementary flavors which bring out the best qualities of the chops.

From the seafood tapas section of the menu, one sure to be a favorite is the Peruvian-style Ceviche, fresh barrimundi marinated in citrus juice with onion, cilantro and a housemade jalapeño vinaigrette.  The ceviche is unlike the ceviche served in Mexican restaurants throughout New Mexico in that it does not contain a single chopped tomato.  The jalapeño vinaigrette enlivens the barrimundi and complements the citrus with a pleasant piquancy.  Served in a concave glass over ice, this ceviche is comparable to that served in great Peruvian restaurants.

Membrillo & Manchego Cheese: Imported sweet quince paste with fresh Manchego cheese

Dessert tapas are a specialty of the house.  Seven of them are available including churros, the threaded fried dough pastry sometimes referred to as a Spanish doughnut.  The churros are stuffed with an assortment of sweet goodness: hazelnut chocolate, dulce de leche or berries.  You can mix and match the four churros per order.  The dulce de leche is especially good  for my sweet tooth.  You might appreciate another flavor even more. 

In the Tasting NM section of its January, 2012 collectors’ edition celebrating New Mexico’s centennial, New Mexico Magazine showcased quince, a fruit high in pectin with a strong “perfume.”  My friend, the scintillating author Cheryl Alters Jamison, provided a wonderful recipe for quince butter.  Her recipe in mind inspired me to order a dessert tapa called Membrillo and Manchego Cheese, imported quince paste with fresh Manchego cheese.  The Manchego proved a perfect foil for the ultra-sweet quince paste made even better with a leaf of basil. 

The menu at Cosmo Tapas even includes an “Entrees” section listing six full-sized dinners, one of which is Spanish paella (made-to-order with chicken, tiger prawns, clams, mussels, scallops, calamari, crawfish, Spanish chorizo, vegetables and Valenciana saffron rice). It’s easy to imagine a tapa or two for an appetizer followed by paella or another of the entree items.

One of the reasons it took me so long to visit Cosmo Tapas is because every critic and publication in town reviewed it within weeks of its opening. Acclaim was pretty much universal. Now that Cosmo Tapas has been open for almost two and a half years, the time was right for me to visit and see for myself whether or not the acclaim was justified. If anything, some of the high praise may be understated. Tapas is at or near the top of Spanish restaurants I’ve visited. Best of all, each visit will be a new adventure thanks to the wide variety of tapas offered.

Cosmo Tapas
4200 Central Avenue, S.E.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
LATEST VISIT: 23 December 2011
COST: $$$ – $$$$
BEST BET: Spanish Charcuterie Plate, Baked Beef Empanada, Grilled Choke, Stuffed Dates, Lollipop Lamb Chops, Ceviche, Membrillo & Manchego Cheese, Churros

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Conrad’s – Albuquerque, New Mexico (CLOSED)

There was a time when the name “Hilton” didn’t conjure up images of a ditzy blonde airhead whose celebrity is based largely on promiscuity. Well, maybe not. More than 50 years ago, another ditzy blonde, Zsa Zsa Gabor honeymooned at La Posada in Albuquerque with her then husband Conrad Hilton, a New Mexico native and founder of the historic downtown hotel in which Conrad’s is housed.

Since the hotel’s launch in 1939, the guest registry at La Posada de Albuquerque has been signed by a veritable who’s who in celebrity and politics. Most come for the hotel’s Spanish colonial charm, opulent ambience and impeccable service, but I’ll bet some return for the innovative Yucatan Peninsula Region cuisine at Conrad’s, the hotel’s signature restaurant.

After imbibing the lobby’s lavish accouterments and proceeding to your table, you’ll be hard-pressed to select from among the menu’s platos pequenos (small plates or appetizers), enseladas (salads), sopas (soups) and platos grande (big plates or entrees), the descriptions of which might leave your mouth watering. Luckily the wait staff is on the spot to satiate your hunger slightly with a basket of warm bread and a small plate of Spanish olives. A good start, particularly on a cold autumn or winter night is the sopa de frijoles negros, a braised black bean soup that will warm the cockles of your heart and bring a smile to your face.

If you’re a fan of pork tenderloin, an absolute must have is the chuleta de puerco con mostaza, cafe y fruta seca (spicy mustard and coffee seasoned pork tenderloin steaks with sun-dried apricots and mango in a sweet chile sauce). The mélange of seemingly discordant ingredients created wonderful harmony on our taste buds.

Conrad’s offers two types of paella–the more traditional Spanish one with seafood (lobster, clams, mussels, shrimp, calamari) and a Latin version that includes sausage, pork and chicken as well as mussels, shrimp and clams. A dinner serving of paella was enough for two meals, however, if it had been good enough, I would have consumed it in one (an indictment more likely of my not liking paella than it is of the dish itself).

Conrad’s lunch menu is also dotted with poetic sounding plates–like the torta de Jaiba, a spicy blue crab salad on a crisp corn tortilla with tomato, avocado, chiles and a chipotle mayonnaise that enlivens the entire salad. The Tijuana’s Burrito de Cerdo with shredded griddle pork, guacamole, queso fresco, diced tomato and shredded Romaine is one of the best burritos in New Mexico. The smoky pork flavor might remind you of the northern New Mexico matanza (open pit preparation of a butchered hog) tradition–even if you’ve never been to one. More flavorful pork there may not exist anywhere.

125 2nd Street, N.W.
Albuquerque, NM
LATEST VISIT: 23 January 2005
COST: $$$
BEST BET: Pork Burrito, Chuleta de Puerco, Paella