Monte Carlo Steakhouse – Albuquerque, New Mexico

The Monte Carlo Steakhouse and Package Liquor Store

The Monte Carlo Steakhouse and Package Liquor Store

“Last night I broke the seal on a Jim Beam decanter
That looks like Elvis.”
~George Jones

Having spent much of his career in an inebriated state, Country music icon George Jones actually lived the life experiences that inspired much of his music.  After one of his four divorces, Jones sat alone in a rather empty home, his ex-wife having absconded with almost everything–furniture, china, glassware and more.  Among the few items left behind were a small table, a Jim Beam whiskey decanter bearing the likeness of Elvis Presley, and a Fred Flintstone jar of jelly beans.  After dumping the jelly beans, the “Possum” used the jar as a glass into which he poured the entire contents of the Jim Beam decanter.  The imaginary conversations he had with Elvis and Fred Flintstone during his impaired state were the inspiration for the song “The King is Gone.” 

Only among avid collectors will you generally find Jim Beam decanters sporting the likeness of The King.  The Duke City’s most prolific collectors of vintage adult beverage decanters, bottles and signage is the Monte Carlo Steak House on Route 66.  Kitschy mirrors emblazoned with the logos of beer distributors, anthropomorphic alcohol decanters, faux wood walls, garish neon signs, Velvet Elvis and stereotypical “leatherette” booths may have been born in another era, but they never go out of fashion because the Monte Carlo is one of the most comfortable and welcoming restaurants in the city. To those in the know, it’s also one of Albuquerque’s very best steak houses.

Taking you back 40 years–the interior of the Monte Carlo Steakhouse

“Those in the know” now include a nation-wide audience who watched the Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives episode entitled “Where the Locals Go” in which “local hot spots” got the inimitable Guy Fieri treatment.  Contrary to the episode’s title, not all locals go to the Monte Carlo–or at least they didn’t until after the show’s premier.  In fact, many people even within the confines of the Duke City had never heard of the Monte Carlo until the Food Network introduced it to them.  It truly was one of Albuquerque’s best kept secrets.  As Fieri did, you can enter the steak house through a bustling package liquor store (which doubles as a veritable museum for even more collectibles).  You can also enter directly through an entrance on the restaurant’s west side.  One of the first things you’ll notice is a full-service bar which probably can’t concoct the libation of your choice, but can dispense long-neck Budweiser, Schlitz and Pabst like there’s no tomorrow.  The volume is turned way down on the restaurant’s televisions, but then you probably couldn’t hear them amidst the din of an eclectic crowd.

One of my propeller-headed, Jedi-worshiping, 40-something Luke Skywalker wannabe colleagues uttered “come out of the light and into the darkness, Luke” when he stepped into the Monte Carlo Steakhouse from a bright, sunlit Duke City afternoon. It takes a few seconds for your eyes to adjust to the dimly lit beef and beer palace by the Rio Grande–and when they do adjust, you’ll wonder if you stepped out of a portal into the 1960s.  The Monte Carlo Steakhouse is an anachronism, a bona fide throwback to a bygone era–and indeed, the restaurant has been in business since 1970.

Greek Olives and Feta Cheese

There are no distinctions between the lunch and the dinner menu and even though the menu stipulates that baked potatoes and rice pilaf are available only after 5PM, you can generally have either with your lunch. Lunch specials are available Monday through Friday while a prime rib–regarded by many as among the city’s very best–is the evening special Thursday and Friday.  Aside from the aforementioned baked potato (perfectly done) or rice pilaf, each dinner also includes one slice of Texas toast.

The parking lot is generally crowded with mechanical conveyances of every type, size and description and waiting lists tend to be long, especially on weekends.  Despite nearly overflow crowds, the wait staff is among the most accommodating and friendly in the city.  Many regulars opt for the bounteous Greek appetizer plate in lieu of the standard fried appetizers (zucchini, onion rings, mushrooms and mozzarella cheese sticks) and are rewarded with a platter of salami strips, Greek olives, Pepperoncini, tomatoes and one solitary dolma (stuffed grape leaf) all drizzled with Kalamata olive oil.  Sadly, this otherwise outstanding precursor does not include pita bread.

Salad

Steak dinners are accompanied by your choice of soup or a fresh dinner salad (perfunctory iceberg lettuce only, not the fancy designer lettuces upscale steak houses proffer) made with shredded red cabbage, tomato, carrot slivers and your choice of dressing.  For a full Greek experience, a good bet is the zesty Greek dressing which is liberally sprinkled with bits of fetid Feta cheese.  Among the restaurant’s most popular soups is the creamy green chile chicken soup, a swimming pool-sized bowl of soul-warming soup served hot.  Thickened heavily (probably with corn starch), it is replete with chicken pieces.  The green chile lacks piquancy but has a nice flavor.  Soup and salad not withstanding, this is a meat and potatoes establishment in the anachronistic traditions of the 70s.  Observing the offerings–burgers, steaks, ribs and even a cheesesteak, Fieri noted “you don’t come to this joint for a tomato and avocado on whole wheat.

The menu defines the degree of doneness for each charbroiled steak–from the “cold center” of a rare steak to the “cooked throughout” description of a well done steak–and includes a disclaimer that the restaurant is not responsible or meat ordered well done. The chef is truly master of his broiler domain, typically achieving the exacting specifications requested by discerning diners who would think nothing of sending back a steak not prepared the way they asked for it.

A lovely slab of beef and French fries

We can’t imagine ever sending the steak back.  The bone-in 20-ounce Porterhouse steak is charbroiled to perfection with just enough marbling for flavor.  Unless otherwise requested, each steak is prepared with Seasonall, an all-purpose seasoning (no MSG) used liberally.  An excellent alternative is asking for salt, pepper and garlic on each side of your steak. While on the grill, the chef will also brush on some melted butter.

One of the things that makes a Monte Carlo steak stand out is the fact that the restaurant still cuts its own steaks fresh daily, a practice begun by founder Michael Katsaros when the restaurant launched nearly thirty years ago.  The Katsaros family still runs the restaurant.  After his first bite of a ribeye, Guy Fieri’s uttered then reiterated the statement “that’s just great.”  You’re probably thinking “he’s the host of the show and is supposed to be enthusiastic about the restaurants featured,” but his sentiment pretty much echoes that of most people who discover the Monte Carlo Steak House.

Louie's Special, maybe the best steak sandwich in town.

Fieri also pointed out that “it ain’t just killer steaks that get hand-cut here.”  The souvlaki, “made with mama’s classic Greek recipe with a family twist” is made from pork tenderloin cut at the restaurant.  Each souvlaki portion is 12 to 14 ounces of some of the most tender and delicious, albeit non-traditional, skewered meat you’ll ever have.  The souvlaki is allowed to age for five to six days in a marinade of lemon juice, white wine, salt, pepper, garlic salt, oregano and vinegar before it hits the grill.  After it’s done on the grill, it’s brushed on with a mix of olive oil, oregano, salt, pepper and lemon juice.  Watching this inspired creation, Fieri exclaimed “I hear the national anthem of flavor town going off right about now.”  In between utterances of “wow” and “this is monster flavor, he called the flavor “so deep and so rich” and after a few forkfuls, he proclaimed “I’m moving in.”

3 November 2016: The charbroiled green chile cheeseburger is a role-model for how this most sacrosanct among New Mexico’s many sandwiches should be prepared. There are too many green chile cheeseburgers in which green chile barely registers on the Scoville scale with about as much piquancy as a bell pepper.  This green chile bites back with a pleasant piquancy heat lovers will respect.  What really sets this cheeseburger apart, however, is the freshness and moistness of the beef patty which is essentially ground steak, a thick third-pound of beef prepared to your exacting specifications. Wholly unlike the desiccated Frisbees served at some burger establishments, these meaty orbs are oh so wonderfully juicy–even if ordered at medium.  Monte Carlo’s green chile cheeseburger was selected for inclusion on both the 2009 and 2011 editions of the New Mexico Green Chile Cheeseburger Trail.  It’s one of the favorite green chile cheeseburgers of Cheryl Jamison, the scintillating four-time James Beard Award-winning author and architect of the New Mexico Green Chile Cheeseburger initiative.  Mine, too.

Green Chile Cheeseburger, one of the very best in New Mexico

Another “not to miss” entree is the Greek style chicken. The loquacious Fieri admitted to “not having talked much or taken a breath” while sampling this perfectly prepared poultry which he described as “killer,” one of the adjectives he uses effusively when he really likes something. He also noted that “it’s about as basic as you can make it” and “as tender and juicy as you can get it.” The key is getting it. If you haven’t visited the Monte Carlo Steakhouse, it’s worth the drive from anywhere in the Duke City area just for this chicken.

3 November 2016:  If you have to work overtime to make up for an extended lunch hour to drive across town for a lunch special, it’s worth it, especially if the lunch special is the hamburger steak with grilled onions.  My friend and frequent dining companion Bill Resnik describes it as “75-percent as good as its counterpart at San Antonio’s fabled Owl Cafe.”  Bill, who matriculated at New Mexico Tech loves the Owl’s hamburger steak almost as much as he loves his car.  To compare the Monte Carlo’s rendition is a high compliment indeed.   Bruce “Sr Plata” Silver had his hamburger steak smothered in grilled onions and roasted green chile, two components which made his lunch even more memorable though the incendiary green chile did have him reaching for coffee more often than usual.

Hamburger steak and Onion Rings

The spaghetti’s golf ball sized meatballs have a little flavor “je ne sais quoi” that most diners try to figure out. The secret is a bit of Greek mint which just seems to invigorate the meatballs with flavor. Fieri called it a “money meatball.”

The meats are so well flavored, the service so accommodating and the ambiance so 60s, you’ll wonder why anyone would visit an inferior chain restaurant for a lesser steak or spend nearly $100 for a steak dinner at one of those hoidy toidy, fancy schmanzy restaurants.  Fieri called the Monte Carlo “just an average off-the-hook steakhouse with homemade Greek.”  Everyone else calls it special.

Monte Carlo Steak House
3916 Central, S.W.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
(505) 831-2444
LATEST VISIT: 3 November 2016
# OF VISITS: 6
RATING: 22
COST: $$$
BEST BET: Greek salad; Greek Appetizer Plate; Porterhouse Steak; Green Chile Cheeseburger; Hamburger Steak

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16 comments

  • The GCCB just rocketed its way to 4th place on my GCCB Hall of Fame List.

    Sparky’s (Hatch)
    Owl Bar (San Antonio)
    Horseman’s Haven Cafe (Santa Fe)
    Monte Carlo Steakhouse (Albuquerque)
    Owl Cafe (Albuquerque)
    Indigo Crow (Corrales)
    Griff’s Hamburgers (Albuquerque)
    Corrales Bistro Brewery (Corrales)
    Perea’s Tijuana Bar (Corrales)
    Spinn’s Burger & Beer (Albuquerque)

    See http://www.abqtopten.com/blog/hall-of-fame/ for my complete HOF lists.

    • BOTVOLR

      Yo… Professor Larry with the perspicacious palate: All my visits to MCS have been great…i.e. love the atmosphere and “old time service, but have focused on the steaks and the previous Lobstaah Tail Specials. As such, haven’t had the GCCB!
      However, as you included a linkage to your own Hall of Fame (HoF), I checked it out and would like, if you will, to blather about the 20 places/offerings unrelated to GCCB, with which it starts out. Alas, while I know you are dancing as fast as you can (Eh, at least You can!), I believe the Nob Hill Cecilia’s is closed while 6th St. SW carries on. Otherwise, IMHO, such lists are not usually Best 20 of This or That, but are at least Best 25, albeit it is your Blog not mine….LOL

      If I may: IMHO, The Best Stuffed Sopapilla is with Chicharrones (especially per their size) and Beans with Red & extra onions out the “back door” of Casa de Benavidez for only about $5.13! As I’ve never eaten it in their “back door” venue but get it to go, am not sure to bring your own flatware if they only serve plastic. They do have saltines on request. (Of course if ya want to spend fancy, you can eat ‘in front’ with a view of one of the best patios in the City, well in the Village of Los Ranchos as well.)

      If your HoF were 25, I’d like to read of:
      Best Filet a) under $30, b) over $30
      Best Soup (place/type) My Bias is at The Cellar (a Gil rating of 24 http://www.nmgastronome.com/?p=39397#comments) for their to-die-for Asparagus soup which needs to be requested to be The Soup of The Day by phoning in/arranging a couple of days ahead with Chef Jim.
      Best Fried Pierogi
      Best 1/2 or full rack of Red Chile Ribs!
      Best Romantique setting with its Best offering.

      Elsewise, do you have an opine of Swiss http://tinyurl.com/qb6uhkc vs Italian spaghetti?
      “Chow!”

  • Sr Plata

    Joined Sensei for lunch the other day. I was bummed because they don’t serve dinner steaks at lunch so I will have to return. Had an excellent Hamburger Steak with grilled onions and green chile, it would have been great if I added cheese, still quite delicious! Had onion rings, they were so-so but being back on low carb, there wasn’t another option. I started out with a wonderful salad with blue cheese dressing. I look forward to coming back at night for steak and cheat with a baked potato. Oh, check out their liquor store, a lot of cool stuff from the past…

  • MaryAnn Schaefer

    Hey Gil,

    We just tried Toro Burger Bar in the Howard Johnson hotel in Rio Rancho. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried them, but we thought it was pretty good. Hand cut fries, onion things that are slivers of onion breaded with a breading that has some chile powder in it. Burgers that they say they grind there of 3 types of steak. Lots of choices for the burgers. Hubby had the Toro burger which is Hatch green chile, house made bacon, cheese and chipotle aoli on a burger. Great service and the place was spotlessly clean. Full bar (I’m assuming it’s a full bar – they offer margaritas and things) in the back part of the restaurant.

    Just wanted to let you know in case you hadn’t tried it. Here’s their Yelp reviews.
    https://www.yelp.com/biz/toro-bar-and-grill-rio-rancho-2
    And their FB page: https://www.facebook.com/toroburgerbar/?fref=ts

    • Thank you MaryAnn. The restaurant space at Howard Johnson’s in Rio Rancho has tried several restaurant concepts over the years. It sounds as if Toro Burger has the potential to stick around. We’ll be trying it soon.

      Gil

  • Kon

    Came here for the first time earlier in the week with my wife. Wasn’t aware of the Greek influence beforehand but having Greek immigrant parents and raised in that fashion I appreciated the influence on the restaurant.

    We shared the appetiser plate and both had ribeye steaks. I suggest being very hungry or be prepared to take leftovers home. My med-rare steak was cooked as such and the meat was tender and flavorful. The serving of fries was very generous and tasty after I’d salted them some. The side salad was also generously sized and tasted just like my mother’s home made salads after I splashed on some oil and vinegar.

    Cool, old school ambience in the restaurant and the service was good. Prices are very reasonable. I’d definitely being make a return trip.

  • Rita Russell Elmore

    This is not the place to go if you have any medical dietary restrictions. They refuse to accommodate them. They need to edcucate themselves, and be more accommdating.

  • Don

    Get recipe for “Greek Chicken. Seasonings and cooking temp.

  • Bob of the Village of Los Ranchos

    Monte Carlo now has a website with the menu on the home page: http://montecarlosteakhouse.com/joomla/
    “Chow”

  • Bob of the Village of Los Ranchos

    Had to check on Wendy’s assessment as hadn’t been in several weeks and t’was hard to imagine a place going down to the level of being “GROSS” after staying in business in The Q for 40 years!!!. Alas, if a place has a “Rep”, perhaps its not best to go, and I’m presuming, on a weekend in order to avoid an “hour” wait. I was immediately seated this evening, albeit just after 5, and I found the waitress to be most accommodating throughout my stay. While this helped allay my apprehensiveness per reading Wendy’s dismay, I happened to then espy a well known State Legislator chomping down an apparent steak in one of those funky vintage booths which apparently some folks don’t take a hankering too. While some might say espying a legislator might be a bad omen given all their poor taste in legislation and the company they keep, I held out hope given who that particular dude was and figured he must “know” the place given his district was just a hop/skip/and a jump across the bridge!!!

    My goal tonight was Lobster Tail ! (It is only served M-W and only a la carte.) While I’m sure die-hard Epicureans of the delicacy herein would rake me over the shoals as they dragged in their lobster traps along the Maine coast for saying I was sated, I take defense that my memory cells of my NE youth have faded and thus challenge them to reveal where there be a tail for under 14 bucks in The Q…..LOL

    Oh Oh! another reason to dine at the Monte Carlo is the fact they not only offer the
    No-High Fructose ketchup (for other of their offerings), but it is Hunt’s! and not Heinz.

    Chow!

  • Wendy S

    My family and I saw the show and thought we would give it a try. Wow, was completely surprised at the nastiness. We waited at least an hour, then got a table finally, waitress came to take our order and acted like we weren’t even there as she took our order. She then told us that she would bring my kids drinks out as soon as their were some clean glasses. Yikes!! I was very disappointed in this place we spent $73 for a family of four and it was 95% GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEFINITELY WON’T BE BACK UNLESS I TAKE UP DRINKING. HAHAHAHAHA DON’T BOTHER GOING HERE, ITS A WASTE OF TIME UNLESS YOUR GOING FOR THE BOOSE.

  • Bruce Schor

    Had dinner there a couple of nights ago and must agree with Gil that the steak sandwich is excellent.
    Didn’t even miss the cheese whiz made famous by Pat’s Steaks in Philly.
    For a place that busy the service is very good, very responsive.
    I prefer the Liquor Store entrance to the side door any day, it’s the proper way to enter the establishment.

  • Bob of the Village of Los Ranchos

    Just thought I’d add in the Diners/Drive-ins/Dives video of the Monte Carlo:
    http://tinyurl.com/4s2mjq3
    Otherwise, 2 Yum Yums out of 2 for the souvlaki!

  • Kathy

    I just discovered this place on recommendation from a friend. Can’t say I love the exterior of the building (or even the interior for that matter) but all that is unimportant because the beef is great. Both the steaks and the burgers are outstanding. My new favorite place when I crave a slab of meat.

  • Lorenzo

    Have been to the monte carlo many time one of my favortie places i allways get the ribeye steak or the green chile chesse burger have tryed the sirlion but the rib eye blows it out of the water i always get frys as the side love there frys i dip my toast they give u in there steak sauce go try this place its great

  • Barbarainnc

    I watched the show on Food Network, but wondered if they used lemon juice in their Greek Style Baked Chicken!!! Thanks for your help!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂

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