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Ancient Spirits Bar & Grille – Bernalillo, New Mexico

The Ancient Spirits Bar & Grille in Bernalillo

The Ancient Spirits Bar & Grille in Bernalillo

“Ancient spirits dwell in New Mexico, since before the existence of humanity.”
- The Husband: A Novel by Dean Koontz

The presence of ancient spirits is ubiquitous throughout New Mexico.  It’s a presence as palpable as a soft caress or a small, still voice.  You can feel that presence while standing reverently under a canopy of stars when the hushed stillness of an ebony night is punctuated by a gentle breeze.  You can sense those ancient spirits around craggy canyon walls which reach precipitously upwards to cerulean skies.  Contrary to what is popularly postulated, these spirits are earthbound not because of unresolved issues, but because they can’t bear to leave the preternatural beauty of the Land of Enchantment.

Some will call it sacrilege, others will argue it’s a tribute, but in March, 2013, a new restaurant named for those ancient spirits was launched in Bernalillo.  Those who consider it sacrilege should remember that some of those spirits earned their reputations as pranksters, the most famous of which is Kokopelli. Known also as a fertility god, healer and raconteur, the flute-playing Lothario has come to embody what is colorful and fun about the Southwest.  It’s only fitting that effigies of the hunch-backed flutist festoon the Ancient Spirits Bar & Grille.

The main dining room at Ancient Spirits Bar & Grille

The main dining room at Ancient Spirits Bar & Grille

Ancient Spirits is situated to the immediate east of the Santa Ana Star Casino in a capacious edifice owned by the Pueblo of Santa Ana (which is not involved in the operation of the restaurant in any capacity).  Area residents will recognize the complex as having previously housed Capo’s Bottega Ristorante Italiano and before that the Milagro Brewery & Grill.  Perhaps because of the mediocrity of previous tenants, several of my foodie friends were trepidacious about dining at Ancient Spirits, believing it would be more of the same.

Any trepidation or uncertainty we may have felt ourselves quickly dissipated when we ran into executive chef Enrique Guerrero, one of the most accomplished and personable chefs in the Land of Enchantment. Chef Guerrero has a very impressive culinary pedigree that includes having served for more than four years as personal chef for Mexican President Carlos Salinas. During that stint, he had the privilege of having prepared state dinners for Pope John Paul, II as well as President George H.W. Bush.

Cowgirl Quesadilla with Sweet Potato Fries

Cowgirl Quesadilla with Sweet Potato Fries

In New Mexico, Chef Guerrero presided over the kitchens of some of most highly acclaimed restaurants during their halcyon periods, including the now defunct La Mancha at Galisteo Inn when it garnered recognition from Bon Appetit as among “ten of our favorite dining spots in vacation destinations around the country.” Under his watch, La Mancha was also named by Conde Nast Traveller as one of the nation’s 26 “Hot Tables.” More recently, Chef Guerrero was the founding chef for both the O Eating House in Pojoaque and Mangiamo Pronto in Santa Fe.

Chef Guerrero could not have selected a more inviting milieu in which to ply his considerable talents. Ancient Spirits is a very attractive, very well laid-out establishment with a sprawling patio providing awe-inspiring views of the bosque and Sandias. Blonde wood floors, massive floor to ceiling vigas and kiva fireplaces adorn the main dining room. Oneophiles will appreciate the separate bottle room in which they can select from among different wines. Plans are also in motion to relaunch the brewery operation.

Slow Roasted Turkey Enchilada

Slow Roasted Turkey Enchilada

Ancient Spirits is described on its Facebook page as a “Southwest Steakhouse,” which offers an eclectic array of food styles: American (new), Mexican, sandwiches, seafood, Southern, steakhouse and vegetarian. You can trust that Chef Guerrero will infuse unique and innovative touches–sometimes with a bit of whimsy, sometimes with a bit of sophistication, but always with a delicious actualization of flavors in each dish.

Surprisingly the lunch menu doesn’t list appetizers unless you consider the four taquitos on the “taquito divertido” menu as starters.  Divertido, a Spanish word which translates to “fun or enjoyable” makes sense.  The lunch menu also includes four “from the garden” salads and a taquito soup.  The sixteen item Platos De Almuerzo (lunch plates) menu features New Mexican entrees, burgers, a petite steak, red chile battered Alaskan cod, quesadilla and sandwiches.  Several, but not all, of the Mexican and New Mexican items are prepared with cumin.  The lunch menu features thirteen entrees south of ten dollars.

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New Mexico Cheese Steak with Fries

Though it’s on the Platos de Almuerzo menu, the Cowgirl Quesadilla makes a very good appetizer.  As quesadillas go, this one is more appetizer sized than it is entree portioned.  It’s one of the more creative quesadillas in the Albuquerque area with two  pinto pony color charred flour tortillas stuffed with bleu and asadero cheeses, fresh apple slices and spicy pecans.  An apricot-habanero glaze is drizzled on the tortillas.  The contrasting flavors of the ingredients, especially the bleu cheese and the apple slices, go very well together as do the textural differences of pecans and soft asadero cheese.

The New Mexican entrees proudly showcase New Mexico chile.  The slow-roasted turkey enchilada plate is served with your choice of Chimayo red chile or Hatch green chile, both of which exemplify what it is we all love about our state’s official state vegetable.  The Chimayo red chile has a rich, earthy flavor and a notable piquancy.  The green chile will also bite you back and has a fresh, fruity flavor.  The enchiladas are served flat, the preferred way in Northern New Mexico and they’re served with house rice and black beans.

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Apple Pie Tamal with Cinnamon Ice Cream.  (Chocolate and Cajeta Ice Cream also Pictured)

Move over Philadelphia cheese steak.  The New Mexico cheese steak (beef tenderloin tips, roasted bell peppers, New Mexico green chile, Cheddar cheese) will make even the most devout of Philly transplants forget “wiz wit” (“with cheese whiz, “wit” onions).  While green chile isn’t a novelty on cheese steak sandwiches, Ancient Spirits pulls no punches because it dresses this sandwich with a chile you can respect.  It’s green chile with heat as well as flavor.  Great as the chile is, you’ll come away remembering and perhaps pining for another bite of the beef tenderloin tips.  If they’re indicative of the quality of the restaurant’s steaks, we’ll be trying those soon. 

Six dessert offerings, in addition to the house ice cream selection, are available to crown your meal.  The desserts are as creative (i.e., jalapeño cheesecake) as many of the entrees.  Perhaps the most imaginative dessert is the apple pie tamal (apple pie, moonshine crema)  Sheathed within singed corn husks are apple pie filling inside a cinnamon crust served with cinnamon ice cream.  As interesting as this dessert is, my preference would have been for masa with a pronounced corn flavor to go with the sweet apples. 

Slow-Baked Cowboy Bread (Smoked Local Tomatoes, Caramelized Onions, New Mexico Goat Cheese)

Slow-Baked Cowboy Bread (Smoked Local Tomatoes, Caramelized Onions, New Mexico Goat Cheese)

SECOND VISIT – 11 APRIL 2013:  The beef tenderloin tips on the New Mexico Cheese Steak made such an impression on us that we knew we’d return in short order to try the steak.  Any restaurant which calls itself a “Southwest Steakhouse,” especially a restaurant in which Chef Enrique Guerrero presides over the kitchen certainly must know its steak.  The grill menu offers eight tempting entrees, not limited to steak.  You can also order barbecue pork ribs, a three-quarter pound burger (with pork belly, among other ingredients), two smaller (a meager eight-ounces) burgers and a twelve-ounce pork chop. 

Much as we might have wanted to attack a steak the moment we pulled up to the parking lot, other items on the menu beckon “try me first.”  One such item is slow-baked Cowboy Bread served with a sweet house butter.  There are five breads from which to choose, each one baked individually at ten minutes baking time and each one seemingly more creative than the other.  Our choice included smoked local tomatoes, caramelized onions and New Mexico goat cheese.  The bread arrives at your table in a too-hot-to-the-touch cast iron baking pan (which could probably have used a bit of baking spray to prevent the bread from sticking to the pan).  It’s a very good bread which would have been even better had we been able to extricate it wholly from the pan.

Taquito Soup (Tomato Broth, Avocado, Charred Corn, Pulled Chicken, Cheese Taquito, Crema

Taquito Soup (Tomato Broth, Avocado, Charred Corn, Pulled Chicken, Cheese Taquito, Crema

Another starter not to be missed is the aptly named Taquito soup, a beautiful expression of flavor and texture in a flying saucer sized bowl.  The basis for this excellent elixir is a nicely seasoned and rich tomato broth in which you’ll find unctuous avocado, charred corn, pulled chicken, crema and a cheese taquito.  The cheese taquito is a very pleasant surprise texturally in that it retains just a bit of a crispy crunch.  The soup is served warm (not hot) and its portion size isn’t really substantial enough for sharing (not that you’d want to).  Those are the two minuses for an otherwise terrific soup.

In the 70s, “stacking” food was a gourmet restaurant trend that lingers on and on.  Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.  In the latter category is the Ancient Spirits bone-in center-cut rib eye entree nestled atop potato puree and topped with a chile relleno and charred tomato sauce.  The reason stacking this entree didn’t work for us is that the chile relleno erupted its molten cheesy innards all over the steak.  Grrrrr!  Even after scraping away the gooey, cheesy and charred tomato mess, their residual flavors remained imprinted on the steak.  What might otherwise have been an excellent steak was diminished.  The steak is thick, juicy and it’s prepared to your exacting specifications.  Should we order it again, the sides will be on the side.

Bone-In Center-Cut Rib Eye (16-ounce hand-cut bone-in rib eye, chile relleno, charred tomato sauce, mashed potatoes

Bone-In Center-Cut Rib Eye (16-ounce hand-cut bone-in rib eye, chile relleno, charred tomato sauce, potato puree

The ancient spirits who inhabit the Land of Enchantment have one more reason to remain earthbound–a delightful bar and grille named for them with a chef who prepares preternaturally good food.

Ancient Spirits Bar & Grille
1016 West Highway 550
Bernalillo, New Mexico
(505) 867-5331
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LATEST VISIT: 11 April 2013
1st VISIT:  6 April 2013
# OF VISITS: 2
RATING: 21
COST: $$-$$$
BEST BET: Cowgirl Quesadilla, Slow Roasted Turkey Enchilada, New Mexico Cheese Steak, Apple Pie Tamal, Slow-Baked Cowboy Bread, Taquito Soup, New York Strip, Bone-In Center-Cut Rib Eye

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O’Hare’s Grille & Pub – Rio Rancho, New Mexico

O'Hare's Grille & Pub

O’Hare’s Grille & Pub in Rio Rancho

Céad míle fáilte, an Irish greeting meaning “a hundred thousand welcomes” preempts any menu listings at O’Hare’s Grille & Pub. At times, especially during happy hour, it seems a hundred thousand patrons are crammed into this popular Irish themed pub.  Frequented as much (if not more) for its quality cuisine as for its libations, this pleasant pub is renowned among foodies for its desserts, Irish entrees and a chef staff’s willingness to depart from conventional pub foods into the realm of gourmet cuisine of various ethnicities.

Serving the City of Vision since 1996, O’Hare’s has survived an onslaught of interlopers in a very competitive  market.  One of the reasons for its success is continuity.  Owners Michael and Diana Hughes and owner-chef Steve Gallegos have been at O’Hare’s from the start.  There haven’t been a significant number of changes to the menu over the years.  “Why mess with a good thing” seems to be the operating philosophy here.  For many Rio Rancho residents, there’s a comfort level in knowing that you can visit your favorite dining establishment and know exactly what’s on the menu.

Irish Bailey Chocolate Cheesecake

Irish Bailey Chocolate Cheesecake

They know that they can visit O’Hare’s on Monday for New Mexican food specials (the good folks who own O’Hare’s also own Rio Rancho’s Hot Tamales restaurant).  On Thursday, it’s Dublin pot roast in natural jus served with roasted potatoes or an open-faced meatloaf sandwich on grilled French bread.  On Friday for dinner, O’Hare’s is the place to be for perhaps the very best prime rib in Sandoval county, your choice of a ten- or sixteen-ounce beauty served with a creamy horseradish dill sauce.  Daily specials live up to their name.  One of the most special days of the year for any Irish pub is St. Patrick’s Day.  O’Hare’s goes all out with three Emerald Isle favorites: corned beef and cabbage, shepherd’s pie and Irish stew (made with Guinness, of course).

O’Hare’s uses three words on its well-maintained Facebook page to describe itself: gulp, gorge and gather.  This three word mission statement aptly describes the three things which transpire when friends get together for a meal and libations at this Rio Rancho institution.   As with Cheers, the fictional neighborhood tavern of television fame, O’Hare’s is the type of place which makes patrons feel welcome.  Servers are attentive,  friendly and fun to engage in banter during the NFL season when they’re attired in the regalia of their favorite teams.

Yellowfin tuna salad.

Yellowfin tuna salad.

I don’t often begin a meal with dessert, but you might well be advised to do so here because you don’t want to fill up before sampling one of their decadent sweet concoctions. In general the cheesecakes are outstanding with just one of the many standouts being the phenomenal Irish cheesecake made with Bailey’s Irish Cream. This is one of the few desserts not made in-house. The Irish Cream provides an interesting taste contrast to the sweet chocolate Graham cracker crust and luscious cream cheese.

Beer buddies (appetizers) are perhaps a tad upscale from those served at most taverns. A good choice is the pico de gallo with blue and gold chips. The pico is made with roasted Roma tomatoes, Serrano peppers and fresh cilantro. While it lacks in bite, it’s heavy on flavor. Six sensational salads and four great Caesar salads take up the entire first page of the menu. The grilled yellow fin salad stands out! It features tuna steak sliced into ribbons then served over mixed greens with avocado, sliced apple, Roma tomato, baby carrots and cucumber and your choice of eight dressings–the house dressing being raspberry vinaigrette. O’Hare’s chile remoulade dressing is so good you’ll want an extra serving.

Yellowfin tuna sandwich with chile remoulade.

Yellowfin tuna sandwich with chile remoulade.

There’s no food that defines the United Kingdom more than fish and chips served with malt vinegar (there are 8,100 fish and chip shops across the UK). O’Hare’s serves a tasty version, albeit not wrapped in newspaper. Deep fried and lightly battered, the fish is flaky, moist and fork tender.  Having lived in England for more than three years, I have yet to find fish and chips to approximate the flavor and texture I experienced in the  fish and chips shops throughout  the Old Country.  O’Hare’s rendition is Americanized as are most of the fish and chips served throughout the fruited plain.  That doesn’t make it bad–and in fact, if you haven’t traveled throughout England, you won’t know better.

Just as fish and chips seem to define dining in the UK, jambalaya is the de facto Cajun and Creole entree and O’Hare’s version is better than jambalaya served in just about any of the Duke City’s Cajun restaurants. Replete with sausage, crawfish, chicken and rich in Cajun and Creole spices, it’s a tasty aromatic elixir that will enliven your taste buds and warm the cockles of your heart.  It’s a classic winter or blustery day dish that will warm you with its temperature and its level of spiciness.

Slick Six Sliders – six mini burgers with onion, whole grain mustard and Kosher Pickle Wedge

Among the sandwich offerings, the patty melt and the “build your own” burger are oh so much better than you’ll get at any local chains. The “build your own…” includes literally hundreds of possibilities with your choice of as many toppings as you want. Those toppings include bacon, guacamole, grilled onions, Serranos, green chile, sautéed mushrooms, avocado and roasted red peppers.  Grille entrees include your choice of waffle fries, mashed potatoes, onion rings, coleslaw, a cup o’ soup or a side salad.

One of the most popular of the aforementioned beer buddies is a six pack of mini-hamburgers called the “Slick Six” made with green chile, cheese, onions and whole-grain mustard. They’re an upscale version of the “sliders” made famous at White Castle, but are far less greasy and at least as tasty as the White Castle version. Add green chile and Cheddar cheese and you’ve got a green chile cheeseburger in miniature with flavors as big as its larger brethren.

Serrano Cream Pasta – Farfalle Pasta, Zucchini, Mushrooms, Red Bells and Garlic tossed in a Serrano Chile Cream Sauce with freshly grated Parmesan and sliced steak strips

O’Hare’s Double Decker Reuben is a skyscraper-sized sandwich featuring grilled corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and chile remoulade on grilled light rye.  Three aspects of this sandwich stand out.  The first is the high-quality corned beef which is grilled to perfection and is redolent with the savory-sweetness exemplifying the best of its ilk.  The second is the light rye, a buttery bread toasted lightly to allow its complementary properties to shine.  The third is the chile remoulade which has tangy, savory, sweet and piquant qualities.  It’s some of the very best remoulade we’ve had outside the French Quarter in New Orleans.

O’Hare’s “pub favorites” include a number of pasta dishes, some simple and some quite inventive.  Among the latter is a Serrano cream pasta dish constructed with the beautiful bow tie pasta that is Farfalle, mushrooms, red bells and garlic tossed in a Serrano chile cream sauce with freshly grated Parmesan.  For a pittance you can add your choice of chicken breast, sliced steak strips or tiger shrimp.  The Serrano cream sauce is mildly piquant and delicious, albeit a bit runny.  The Farfalle pasta is a delight to eat, each bow tie shaped pasta shell perfectly cooked.  The vegetables–mushrooms, zucchini, red bells and garlic–are fine, but would  make this dish superb if they were roasted.

Chicken Fried Chicken with mashed potatoes and green chile gravy

Chicken Fried Chicken with mashed potatoes and green chile gravy

No chain can hope to duplicate the Dublin Pot Roast with roasted potatoes and vegetables, an entree of its kind as good as I’ve had anywhere outside the United Kingdom. Made well, pot roast is a comfort food as snug and cozy as your favorite pair of fuzzy slippers. At O’Hare’s, it’s made very well and exemplifies just why this restaurant is packed on Thursdays when Dublin pot roast is featured fare. The pot roast is tender (no knife needed) and juicy, slow-roasted to perfection.  The roasted potatoes are excellent, too.

Also made exceptionally well when offered as a special of the night is a pork loin entree which O’Hare’s dresses up with green chile and apple chutney. The piquant bite of the green chile and the sweet/tart taste of apple exemplifies the O’Hare’s willingness to stretch itself and experiment with seemingly contrasting tastes to concoct surprisingly wonderful taste sensations.

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Slow-cooked pork with loaded mashed potatoes and green beans (peppercorn-whiskey gravy on the side)

For some who frequent taverns in which adult libations are served, comfort comes in sixteen-ounce glasses.  For foodies, comfort arrives on a plate.  One of the most popular of several comfort foods on the menu is the chicken fried chicken and real mashed potatoes smothered in a green chile gravy.  The chicken fried chicken is rather petite compared to what you might find across Texas (where everything is bigger), but it’ll fill up most adults.  It’s a good, lightly breaded, white meat chicken, made even better by the green chile gravy.  The chicken moist, tender and delicious.

You might think O’Hare’s has a Southern heart because the chef really knows what he’s doing with gravies.  Even better than the aforementioned green chile gravy is a whiskey peppercorn gravy which is served with a slow-cooked pork entree with loaded mashed potatoes and green beans.  The pork is so tender and moist, you can cut tender tendrils of it with a spoon.   The loaded mashed potatoes arrive with all (save for sour cream) the traditional toppings of a loaded baked potato: chives, cheese and bacon.  Enjoy the mashed potatoes by themselves and slurp up the gravy by itself.  It’s that good.

O’Hare’s Double Decker Reuben – Grilled Corned Beef, melted Swiss cheese, Sauerkraut and Chile Remoulade on grilled light rye

Dining at O’Hare’s doesn’t guarantee the luck of the Irish, but it does go a long way toward satisfying your hunger with genuinely good food. It’s pub food a cut above the stereotypical pub food.

O’Hare’s Grille & Pub
4100 Southern, S.E.
Rio Rancho, New Mexico
(505) 896-0123
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LATEST VISIT: 25 March 2013
# OF VISITS: 11
RATING: 18
COST: $$
BEST BET: Yellow Fin Salad; Dublin Pot Roast; Double Decker Reuben, Slick Six Sliders, Serrano Cream Pasta, Slow Cooked Pork, Chicken Fried Chicken, Italian Cream Cake


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Turtle Mountain Brewing Company – Rio Rancho, New Mexico

The Turtle Mountain

The Turtle Mountain in Rio Rancho

The Tewa name “Oku Pin”  which translates in English to “Turtle Mountain” has three meanings of significance to the people of Okay Owingeh, one of New Mexico’s great Tewa speaking Northern New Mexico Pueblos. “Oku Pin” was the the Indian name given to Dr. Alfonso Ortiz who obtained worldwide prominence as an anthropologist and ethnologist until his death in 1998.  Ortiz was born and raised in San Juan Pueblo which in 2006 officially changed its name to Okay Owingeh.

“Oku Pin” is also the Tewa name for Sandia Peak, the 10,678-feet high mountain which provides a spectacular backdrop for Albuquerque, Bernalillo and Rio Rancho.  When Nico Ortiz, son of the famous anthropologist launched his inaugural restaurant and microbrewery in 1997, it just made sense that it should be called Turtle Mountain, a name which pays homage to his father and to the magnificent peaks under whose shadow his enterprise would flourish.

Hummus with Pita at Turtle Montain

Hummus with Pita at Turtle Montain

Today, Turtle Mountain has also become synonymous with good food and (ostensibly) very good beer.  Nico Ortiz has dedicated his life to the pursuit and production of good beer and has garnered tremendous recognition for his efforts, including a multi-page spread on the November, 2005 edition of New Mexico magazine.  His brainchild has also been discovered by Brewpub magazine, All About Beer magazine and other national and local publications, all of which have come away singing the praises of Rio Rancho’s first and only brewpub.

The inaugural Turtle Mountain microbrewery and restaurant was situated in a strip mall on Southern Boulevard, across from what was then the City of Vision’s City Hall. In addition to quality libations, it quickly earned a reputation as a friendly neighborhood tavern in which you could actually get a very good pizza, calzone or grinder (the term used in the Northeast United States for a large sandwich), all named for New Mexico’s incomparable natural landmarks and several being crafted with an inventive flair you don’t find in many brewpubs.

Potato Skins: Crispy potato boats stuffed with cheese, bacon tomatoes and chives with sour cream on the side

There was no pretense as to what the original Turtle Mountain was–a microbrewery which just happened to serve high quality food.  Parents wanting their children to experience some of the very best pizza in the metropolitan area knew it meant subjecting them to the choking haze of cigarette smoke (before New Mexico banned smoking in restaurants),  the cacophonous din of adult beverage inspired revelry and sometimes long waits for a table to come available.  Those factors may have made the Turtle Mountain a less than family friendly environment.

This wasn’t lost on Ortiz who, in November, 2006, opened a larger, family-friendly Turtle Mountain location about half a mile away from its Rio Rancho birthplace.  Smoking isn’t permitted at the new location and the menu has expanded to include panini-style sandwiches, salads, appetizers and burgers heretofore unavailable to Rio Rancho residents.

Thai peanut soup

Thai peanut soup

Turtle Mountain’s previous location (3755 Southern) is now home to the Fat Squirrel Bar & Grill, also owned by Nico Ortiz and his wife.  None of the inventiveness that has made Turtle Mountain a local favorite has been lost on the new restaurant and pub which launched in the summer of 2008.  In 2011, Ortiz joined the ranks of Duke City area restaurant impresarios with more than two restaurants when he launched Timbuctu Bistro in the city’s westernmost fringes. 

The guiding principle of Turtle Mountain Brewing Company is to provide the people of Rio Rancho and surrounding communities with delicious, high-quality foods and beverages at an affordable price in a comfortable, friendly environment. Turtle Mountain’s employees are encouraged to get to know customers by name. If this sounds like the show “Cheers,” it’s by design.  That’s how Nico wants it.

Niff Sticks – Pizza bread topped with bacon, garlic oil, jalapeños and mozzarella.

The Turtle Mountain’s appetizers include the Cochiti Combo, house-made tortilla chips with the terrific triumvirate of salsa, con queso and guacamole.  While the salsa recipe has changed over time (it used to have a sweet bite that had its genesis in sunflower seeds, a crunchy treat we’ve never seen before in salsa), it’s still quite good.  Its current rendition is much more piquant, a bit tangy and more akin to a pico de gallo.  The chile con queso is no longer the most piquant of the three saucy appetizers despite the prominent presence of jalapeno.  It’s still the velvety smooth, creamy guacamole that steals the show.

While several Albuquerque area restaurants offer calamari, it’s not Camel Rock Calamari with a pesto aioli and marinara.  The difference is that most restaurants feature the batter-coated, deep-fried squid in the shape of ringlets.  At Turtle Mountain, the calamari is Spanish rabas de calamar–deep-fried squid tentacles.  They’re of the thickness of human fingers and about twice the length.  They’re also tender and delicious with a light batter coating.  The pesto aioli and marinara are flavorful accompaniment, but not absolutely necessary as these calamari are quite tasty on their own.

The Adam Bomb

The Adam Bomb

The appetizer we’ve enjoyed least is Turtle Mountain’s hummus with triangles of pita bread.  That doesn’t mean it’s a bad hummus.  It is, in fact, a good hummus.  It’s just the type of hummus you might expect a brew pub to serve.  Where we found it lacking is in some of the subtle touches that the more practiced hands of a Mediterranean restaurant’s hummus chef would impart: the sheen of olive oil and lemon juice to provide moistness, a tad more garlic to provide fragrance and flavor.

The Turtle Mountain’s specials of the day sometimes surprise even frequent visitors.  One special imparting a dramatic effect is the Thai peanut soup, a thick, rich, comforting soup the flavor of which you normally don’t find in American restaurants, much less a brew pub.  This soup is comparable to the sweet peanut sauce often served with satay at Thai restaurants.  It is replete with vegetables such as onion, okra and tomato, all sliced small.  A bowl of this isn’t quite the swimming pool size of a Vietnamese pho, but one bowl is more than filling.

Buffalo Pizza: Chicken Tenders, Buffalo Wing Sauce, Tomatoes, Green Olives, Ranch Dressing

Another special of the day we hope will someday make it to the daily menu is a pizza called the Spicy Blue, a 12-inch canvass of peppercorn encrusted dough topped with a base of cream cheese blanketed by salty prosciutto and smoked jalapenos draped by melted mozzarella cheese.  It is a thing of beauty, more oblong than round with its sole hint of red coming from the prosciutto.  Its most prominent flavors are saltiness and heat, a palate-pleasing combination.

Not quite a pizza, but close to it is a curiously named starter called Niff Sticks, yet another special-of-the-day good enough to make the starting line-up for just about any other restaurant in town.  Niff sticks start off with the restaurant’s thin-crust dough which is then topped with garlic oil, bacon and jalapenos all covered by mozzarella.  Normally I don’t advocate a bread appetizer prior to having pizza, but this is just too good to pass up especially for bacon lovers who will love the generous portion of bacon in each bite.

Spicy Blue Pizza - Pepper encrusted dough, smoked jalapenos, prosciutto and mozzarella on a cream cheese base.

Spicy Blue Pizza – Pepper encrusted dough, smoked jalapenos, prosciutto and mozzarella on a cream cheese base.

Incomparable might be a good adjective for the pronounced roasted green chile taste you’ll find in all the Turtle Mountain’s pizzas.  Call it heresy if you will, but this restaurant’s pizzas are better than  just about all Duke City purveyors specializing in the thin-crust, gourmet ingredient genre.  Move over Il Vicino.  Stand aside Farina Pizzeria.  Surrender Scarpa’s.  Turtle Mountain’s pizza reigns supreme, particularly the Adam Bomb pizza (Mozzarella, pepperoni, green chile, sausage, spinach, pine nuts, sauce).  Not only does the green chile have the roasted taste New Mexico’s citizens demand, it’s got a bite to it.  It is truly the bomb!  If you want your bomb to be twice as explosive, ask for the Turtle Mountain’s cracked peppercorn crust.  Coupled with green chile, it’ll give your taste buds a thrill.

The pizzas are about twelve inches of thin-crusted deliciousness.  Though thin crust, they’re definitely not New York style with the type of pliability that allows you to fold them vertically.  The crust is painfully thin, stiff and crunchy in places, but it’s not overdone and has only hints of char.  It’s a great canvass for the creative ingredients offered at the Turtle Mountain.  Each pizza leaves its own unique imprint on your taste buds, quite unlike at some pizzerias where every pizza seems to be a cheese pizza whose sole taste differentiation comes from the different ingredients piled atop.  There is serious inventiveness going on at the Turtle Mountain.

The Cabezon: Fresh Tomatoes, Proscuitto, Shallots, Roasted Garlic, Mozzarella and Fontina

Some of those pizzas showcase the brew pub’s award winning brews.  One is the Ojo Caliente, a pizza crafted with Habanero stout barbecue sauce, mozzarella, chicken and Cheddar.  Some might consider barbecue sauce on a pizza a heretical concept, especially when topped with chicken.  The Ojo Caliente will make converts out of the nay-sayers.  First of all, the sauce is tangy, piquant and absolutely tongue-tingling delicious.  The chicken is shredded instead of cubed as served in some pizzas.  The two cheeses are complementary.

Perhaps the city’s best culinary collaboration is the pairing of barbecue and pizza on the restaurant’s Smokehouse BBQ Pizzas, a pizza partnership between the Turtle Mountain Brewing Company and Rio Rancho’s Smokehouse Barbecue Restaurant.  One pizza is topped with sliced pork, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and your choice of red or green chile.  Add a fried egg and you’d technically have an enchilada on a pizza.  The Smokehouse barbecue flavor profile is prominent on this pie with a very discernible hint of smoke.  The red chile packs a punch, moreso than the green chile, but both are a terrific alternative to tomato sauce.

Smokehouse BBQ Pizza

Smokehouse BBQ Pizza

The calzones are roughly the size of a flattened football and prepared in the same wood burning oven as are the pizzas.   In fact, you can have any of the restaurant’s signature pizzas made into a calzone.  The Adam Bomb calzone, for example, is made from the same ingredients as my favorite Turtle Mountain pizza.  They’re just packaged a bit differently.

Also available are five different “grinders,” the name given to sub sandwiches in New England.  For perspective, a grinder is essentially the same as a hero, hoagie, po boy, submarine, torpedo, wedge or zep.  It’s a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese (as well as sundry condiments such as tomato and onion).

The Adam Bomb on a calzone made with cracked peppercorn crust and served with a side of marinara sauce

The Sun Mountain grinder is constructed of turkey, ham, green chile, provolone, Cheddar, tomato, onion and garlic mayo on a hoagie roll.  It is served warm so that the melted cheese covers all the other ingredients.  Fortunately, the cheeses ameliorate, not cover-up the other ingredients.  This is an excellent sandwich, as filling as a Turtle Mountain pizza and as good as any sandwich you’ll find in the City of Vision.  The green chile and garlic mayo combination is especially flavorful.  There is a lot going on in this sandwich as in a lot of ingredients, a lot of flavor and a lot of sandwich!

The menu has several tempting burgers.  For a wonderful breath-wrecking and absolutely delicious burger, you can’t beat the El Rito.  This beauteous, bountiful burger is engorged with crisp bacon, fetid feta cheese and that rich, creamy guacamole the Turtle Mountain does so well.  It takes two hands to hold his burger and five or six napkins to wipe off your mouth; that’s how juicy this carnivore’s dream is.

Fish and chips

Fish and chips

Macaroni and cheese is yet another entree the Turtle Mountain does surprisingly well–so well that you’ll often see children eschewing pizza to partake of their favorite cheesy treat.  This is an adult mac and cheese made with a blend of five cheeses, the most prevalent being Cheddar.  It’s not an especially creamy mac and cheese, but that also means it’s not as oleaginous as some macaroni and cheese tends to be. 

The fish and chips at the Fat Squirrel Pub & Grill may be the very best in the area (just ask Bob of the Village People, the most prolific commentator on this blog).  Its sibling restaurant, the Turtle Mountain, is a chip off the old block.  Three golden-hued, flaky Alaskan cod planks are dipped in the house beer batter then deep-fried and served with house-made malt vinegar and tartar sauce.  The batter is light and crisp, the flesh firm to the fork and the chips soft, but not flaccid.

Large peanut butter cookie with Reese’s Pieces topped with Vanilla Ice Cream

It’s rare that anyone has much room left for dessert, but if you do, the Turtle Mountain menu includes several popular choices, the local favorite of which is probably the Carrizozo Apple Calzone (caramelized apple calzone fried golden then topped with sugar, cinnamon and caramel sauce with vanilla ice cream). Another cloying option is the Roundtop Reese’s Cookie (freshly baked oversized cookie with Reese’s Pieces topped with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce). If you weren’t stuffed before having dessert, you certainly will be when you’re done with the sweetness.

Luke’s Root Beer Web page indicated the Turtle Mountain’s root beer is one kids would love (translation: it’s pretty sweet) and rated it 15th among 71 root beer brewed throughout America.  Well, this overgrown kid certainly did love that root beer–it washed down some excellent food.  Alas, both that wonderful root beer and the Turtle Mountain’s heady cream soda (which had a sarsaparilla goodness rare in soda) are no longer offered, the consequence of doing business with Coke.

Turtle Mountain Brewing
3755 Southern Blvd.
Rio Rancho, New Mexico
(505) 994-9497
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LATEST VISIT: 18 December 2012
# OF VISITS: 20
RATING: 20
COST: $$
BEST BET: The Adam Bomb Pizza, The Chimayo Pizza, Root Beer, Calzone, The Ojo Caliente, Thai Peanut Soup, Cream Soda, The Sun Mountain Grinder, Smokehouse BBQ Pizza, Fish and Chips


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