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Dandy Burger – Española, New Mexico

Dandy's in Espanola

Dandy’s in the heart of the beautiful Espanola valley

Back in my halcyon youth as a multi-sport athlete at Peñasco High School (when I could consume half a million calories a meal at no detriment to my then svelte physique), Dandy Burger in beautiful downtown Española was a frequent dining destination–particularly after the then “not so mighty” Peñasco Panthers suffered a loss (and there were many of them).

On the rare occasion in which we actually won a game, our coaches would “treat us” to chicken fried steak at some “fancy” restaurant. We didn’t have the heart to tell them we preferred Dandy Burger.  Frankly, I still do.  It’s hard to resist stopping for a green chile cheeseburger and a bit of nostalgia every time we drive through Española.

The smiling burger marquee at Dandy’s Burgers (Photo by Nancy Heins-Glaser)

The food at Dandy Burger was never quite good enough to lessen the pain of a loss then and is even less capable of doing so today when the losses I experience are more costly (as in a poor performing 401K…or is that now 4.1K). Still, I always have a contented sense of nostalgia when I see the familiar anthropomorphic burger that symbolizes this popular neighborhood hangout.

Dandy Burger’s “mascot” is a cartoonish, tuxedo- and top hat-wearing, cane-wielding, burger-headed anthropomorph resembling Jeeves the butler on the restaurant’s signage. The burger’s entire countenance (resembling the ubiquitous smiley face) occupies the top half of the bun. It’ll put a smile on your face, especially if it portends a meal.

The friendly staff at Dandy’s (Photo by Nancy Heins-Glaser)

Most of those memories are of the standard “Dandy Burger” or the more prodigious “Big Jim Dandy” with double meat, two very good burgers, particularly if ameliorated with green chile. These burgers are dressed with unfailingly crisp onion, lettuce, pickle and mustard but you can pretty much have them any way you want. The meat patties are obviously not hand-formed and fresh ground, but they’re charbroiled to perfection.

The green chile is neon green and only of medium piquancy. All other ingredients are fresh and delicious though at times I’ve wished for salad dressing, so profuse is the lettuce on each burger.  If you want piquancy on your burger, ask for a couple of plastic tubs of salsa.  Dandy Burger’s salsa is the most piquant item offered by the restaurant.  It’ll enliven your burger.

Tacos from Dandy Burger

Tacos from Dandy Burger

Rio Arriba county, and in particular Española, are home to some of the best green chile cheeseburgers in New Mexico. Dandy Burger’s offerings compete with both the Stop and Eat burgers less than a quarter mile away or the LotaBurger about a mile north. All three can quell hunger far better than the Peñasco Panthers defense of days gone by could stymie their opponents.

Even better than Dandy Burger’s burgers are the standard hard-shelled tacos, sloppy (cheese, lettuce, chopped tomato) concoctions which include a beans and meat mixture with a piquant bite. You don’t necessarily need the plastic tubs of hot sauce to heat up these beauties; they’ve got some bite on their own. My Kim has long contended that these tacos are among the very best in Rio Arriba county.

A gigantic double meat green chile cheeseburger

A gigantic double meat green chile cheeseburger–good enough to have been placed on the New Mexico Green Chile Cheeseburger Trail

Chicharrones are one of the favorite “condiments” in Northern New Mexico where these pork crackling cubes are used on almost everything but dessert.  They’re especially good on burritos.  Perhaps nowhere in the Land of Enchantment will you find a burrito quite as engorged with chicharrones as at Dandy Burger where each tortilla encased treasure is packed with them.  Alas, some of the chicharrones are more fatty than they are meaty, but that’s pretty much par for the course.

Chicharron Burrito

Chicharron Burrito

Dandy Burger’s shakes are always cold, a wonderful blessing on a sweltering summer day when Española’s pavement is baking everything on the road.

Dandy Burger
215 San Pedro Plaza
Espanola, New Mexico
(575) 753-4234
LATEST VISIT: 17 February 2013
# OF VISITS: 10
RATING: 17
COST: $
BEST BET: Green Chile Cheeseburger, Taquitos, Tacos, Milk Shakes, Frito Pie, Chicharron Burrito

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La Plazuela at La Fonda – Santa Fe, New Mexico

La Plazuela's fabulous dining room

La Plazuela’s fabulous sun-lit dining room

History and Hollywood have glamorized the Colt 45 revolver as the “gun that tamed the West.” Known as the “Peacemaker,” the .45 caliber pistol was used by all the famous lawmen and cowboy heroes of the old West. Wyatt Earp used the Colt 45. So did Wild Bill Hickok and Buffalo Bill Cody. It was often the deciding factor in the unrelenting battle of good and evil, the means by which law and order were established in a frontier in which chaos reigned.

Many aficionados of the Wild West would never list a genteel English emigrant named Fred Harvey in the company of Earp, Cody and the other rugged gun-toting legends. Recent history, however, has begun to recognize his contributions to the civilization of the frontier West. Harvey was, by no means, a man who (in the vernacular of Hollywood) “let his gun do his talking for him.” He was a restaurateur by trade and his contributions were in bringing good food at reasonable prices to the Old West. He served it in clean, elegant restaurants, introducing a touch of refinement and civility to an untamed frontier.

Chips and Salsa

Chips and Salsa

As the Santa Fe railroad moved across the west, Harvey Houses opened every hundred miles or so. One of Harvey’s crown jewels was Santa Fe’s La Fonda, considered to this day, the “grande dame” of Santa Fe’s hotels.  La Fonda opened in 1929 and like many hotels in the Harvey system, it quickly established itself as a social center. La Fonda not only served the great food characteristic of all Harvey hotels, it had a romantic and upscale ambiance and was centered in the Plaza, the heart of the dusty city of Santa Fe.

Journalist Ernie Pyle, an Albuquerque resident at the time of his death, wrote that “life among the upper crust centered by daytime in the La Fonda Hotel. You could go there any time of day and see a few artists in the bar” and that “you never met anyone anywhere except at the La Fonda.”  Pyle also observed with his great humor that “La Fonda is Spanish for “The Hotel,” but people don’t pay much attention to that. They just go on saying The-the-Hotel-hotel.” New Mexicans today are similarly amused by the anglicized “Rio Grande River,” another malapropism in that it is an exercise in redundancy.

Organic  Turkey Quesadillas

Organic Turkey Quesadillas

Within the elegant and storied La Fonda is one of the city’s most beautiful dining rooms, La Plazuela, a sun brightened enclosed courtyard restaurant. La Plazuela is a visually stimulating venue in which to dine with much to see at every turn. It can also be an extremely busy place with long lines of diners waiting to be seated at peak times.  Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner, La Plazuela features a creative menu of mostly Mexican and New Mexican favorites. Fresh, locally grown New Mexico ingredients are the basis for many of those entrees.  Menus are seasonal so some of the dishes described below might not be available when you visit.

You won’t be seated for long before a bowl of salsa and a basket of chips are brought to your table. The salsa is refreshing and tangy with a nice bite to it. A rich red color, it is flecked with chopped cilantro, one of several discernible ingredients.  The tomatoes have a sweet, fire-roasted flavor with pronounced freshness.  The chips are thick and crispy, a fitting canvass for the salsa. These are among the best chips we’ve seen in any restaurant, a perfect complement to an outstanding salsa.  You’ll request a refill or three of this salsa.

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Butternut Squash Bisque

Entremeses, Ensaladas and Caldos (appetizers, salads and soups) are creative and tempting–a precursor of the entire meal’s excellence.  There are several Santa Fe restaurants which serve duck quesadillas, always a nice way to start a meal. La Plazuela’s quesadilla de pato is a grilled flour tortilla cut into triangles and engorged with duck confit, roasted poblano chiles and Asadero cheese then served with a prickly-pear Tecate barbecue sauce.  There is a lot going on in this appetizer–a melding of piquant, tangy, savory and sweet flavors that will please your palate.  The barbecue sauce is wholly unnecessary (though it’s quite good). 

Great as the duck quesadillas are, they might not even be the best quesadillas on the menu.  That honor just might belong to the organic turkey quesadillas, your choice of flour or whole wheat tortillas engorged with roasted turkey breast, poblano rajas (slices) and Chihuahua cheese served with guacamole and a smoky chipotle sour cream.  Every element of these quesadillas, from the pinto pony charred tortillas to the roasted poblano rojas, is perfectly prepared.  It’s not often you can call quesadillas “melt-in-your-mouth” good, but these are.

Carne Asada

Carne Asada, Pollo Asado and Al Pastor Tacos

Ask your friends what the signs of winter in New Mexico include and they’ll likely respond with such answers as unpredictable weather, cold nights and short days.  Ask a foodie and the response might well be butternut squash bisque.  It’s what this gastronome looks forward to most about the brumal season.  La Plazuela’s version will make me miss winter.  It’s a piping hot, flavorful bisque replete with flavor.  The spice level, texture and the balance of ingredients–stock, cream and squash–are absolutely spot-on.  Served with a red pepper creme fraiche and punctuated with toasted pumpkin seeds, it’s one of the very best of its genre.

One word of warning about the lunch menu–if you order the restaurant’s carne asada, you might never want to order any other entree. Many restaurants offer carne asada, but you never know what you’re going to get. By definition, carne asada is grilled meat, but at lesser dining establishments, this could mean a belt-tough slab of meat of unknown origin (maybe an emaciated cow) cut into strips.  La Plazuela’s carne asada is among the best we’ve ever had. That’s because it’s a char-grilled New York strip steak as tender and juicy as you’ll find at any steak restaurant. A half-inch thick and as pure as the driven snow (no sinew or excess fat), it is also well seasoned and thoroughly delicious. The carne asada is served with frijoles refritos, a Chihuahua cheese enchilada with roasted tomato salsa, jalapeño-onion rajas, guacamole and pico de gallo, all of which are absolutely delicious. The guacamole and pico are enrobed in a large leaf of lettuce while the rajas sit atop the carne asada.

Green Chile Meatloaf

Green Chile Meatloaf

Northern New Mexico specialties occupy their own section of the lunch menu. Fajitas have been served in New Mexico for so long that this Texas born entree made it to this section of the menu.  A trail of eyes follow the wait staff as they deliver the Fajitas a La Plancha (grilled on a metal plate) to your table. That’s because these babies are sizzling and leaving a trail of steam in their wake.  You can choose from marinated strips of chicken or beef grilled with Spanish onions and bell peppers. The fajitas are served with either fresh corn or flour tortillas, pico de gallo, guacamole and sour cream.  The fajita marinade is subtle, but delicious, allowing the inherent flavor of the beef to shine. The beef is as tender as a bird’s heart and there’s plenty of it on the sizzling plate. 

Meatloaf, the ubiquitous American comfort food favorite, is given a unique La Plazuela treatment, too.  It’s a green chile meatloaf crafted from ground sirloin with a chipotle ketchup glaze and it’s served with smoked Cheddar-roasted garlic mashed potatoes and fresh seasonal vegetables.   All meatloaf should be this good!  The meatloaf itself is moist and tender even without the generous dousing in chipotle ketchup.  Coupled with flecks of New Mexican green chile, the chipotle ketchup gives the meatloaf a pleasant piquancy.  It’s not on the level of chile which will water your eyes, but it will get your attention.  The Cheddar-roasted garlic mashed potatoes are a perfect complement with the chipotle ketchup serving as a gravy if you wish.

Chicken Pot Pie

Chicken Pot Pie

Another comfort food favorite which will embrace you in familiar flavors and warmth is La Plazuela’s unique take on chicken pot pie.  A light pastry crust seals in an oval dish brimming with creamy organic free-range chicken breast, sweet peas, sweet onions, carrots, Guajillo chile and fresh cilantro.  If you’re of the school that chicken pot pie is boring, this one will change your mind.  Bite-sized chunks of chicken are wonderfully tender and delicious.  The vegetables are farm-fresh.  The pastry crust is light, buttery and flaky. 

If you can’t decide whether to have tamales or chile rellenos, you can have both on the La Plazuela Combination which features a red chile pork tamale, chile relleno and a Mexican cheese enchilada topped with your choice of local Hatch red, green or Christmas style chile.  As with all New Mexican entrees, the combination plate is served with your choice of pinto or black beans, pork posole, pico de gallo, guacamole, sour cream, shredded lettuce and sopaipillas.  You’ll clean this plate!  The posole is an exemplar of what posole should taste like.  Ditto for the tamale which has the perfect amount of corn masa and tender and red chile marinated pork.  The pork is reminiscent of an excellent carne adovada.  The chile relleno and cheese enchilada are quite good, too, but that tamale is memorable.

La Plazuela Combo Plate: Tamale, Chile Relleno, Cheese Enchilada, Beans and Posole

La Plazuela Combo Plate: Tamale, Chile Relleno, Cheese Enchilada, Beans and Posole

The sopaipillas are served steaming hot and have deep air pockets beckoning for honey and La Plazuela uses the real stuff, not the honey-flavored syrup. New Mexico claims credit for having invented the sopaipilla and it can be said that La Plazuela perfected it.

In the lobby on your way out, you might notice a placard reading “Thank you for your patience in WAITING while members of our Armed Forces are being served” with Fred Harvey’s distinct signature directly below. During World War II, Harvey Houses throughout the West provided respite and meals to troop trains loaded with America’s fighting men on their way to wartime postings. It’s a part of the Harvey heritage I most appreciate and one of the many reasons La Plazuela has earned my loyalty and business.

La Plazuela at La Fonda
100 E. San Francisco Street
Santa Fe, New Mexico
(505) 982-5511
LATEST VISIT: 3 February 2013
1st VISIT:  30 December 2007
# OF VISITS: 2
RATING: 23
COST: $$$
BEST BET: Quesadilla de Pato, Organic Turkey Quesadilla, Salsa & Chips, Guacamole, Carne Asada, Fajitas a La Planch, Green Chile Meatloaf, Combination Plate, Chicken Pot Pie, Butternut Squash Bisque

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Turtle Mountain Brewing Company – Rio Rancho, New Mexico

The Turtle Mountain

The Turtle Mountain in Rio Rancho

The Tewa name “Oku Pin”  which translates in English to “Turtle Mountain” has three meanings of significance to the people of Okay Owingeh, one of New Mexico’s great Tewa speaking Northern New Mexico Pueblos. “Oku Pin” was the the Indian name given to Dr. Alfonso Ortiz who obtained worldwide prominence as an anthropologist and ethnologist until his death in 1998.  Ortiz was born and raised in San Juan Pueblo which in 2006 officially changed its name to Okay Owingeh.

“Oku Pin” is also the Tewa name for Sandia Peak, the 10,678-feet high mountain which provides a spectacular backdrop for Albuquerque, Bernalillo and Rio Rancho.  When Nico Ortiz, son of the famous anthropologist launched his inaugural restaurant and microbrewery in 1997, it just made sense that it should be called Turtle Mountain, a name which pays homage to his father and to the magnificent peaks under whose shadow his enterprise would flourish.

Hummus with Pita at Turtle Montain

Hummus with Pita at Turtle Montain

Today, Turtle Mountain has also become synonymous with good food and (ostensibly) very good beer.  Nico Ortiz has dedicated his life to the pursuit and production of good beer and has garnered tremendous recognition for his efforts, including a multi-page spread on the November, 2005 edition of New Mexico magazine.  His brainchild has also been discovered by Brewpub magazine, All About Beer magazine and other national and local publications, all of which have come away singing the praises of Rio Rancho’s first and only brewpub.

The inaugural Turtle Mountain microbrewery and restaurant was situated in a strip mall on Southern Boulevard, across from what was then the City of Vision’s City Hall. In addition to quality libations, it quickly earned a reputation as a friendly neighborhood tavern in which you could actually get a very good pizza, calzone or grinder (the term used in the Northeast United States for a large sandwich), all named for New Mexico’s incomparable natural landmarks and several being crafted with an inventive flair you don’t find in many brewpubs.

Potato Skins: Crispy potato boats stuffed with cheese, bacon tomatoes and chives with sour cream on the side

There was no pretense as to what the original Turtle Mountain was–a microbrewery which just happened to serve high quality food.  Parents wanting their children to experience some of the very best pizza in the metropolitan area knew it meant subjecting them to the choking haze of cigarette smoke (before New Mexico banned smoking in restaurants),  the cacophonous din of adult beverage inspired revelry and sometimes long waits for a table to come available.  Those factors may have made the Turtle Mountain a less than family friendly environment.

This wasn’t lost on Ortiz who, in November, 2006, opened a larger, family-friendly Turtle Mountain location about half a mile away from its Rio Rancho birthplace.  Smoking isn’t permitted at the new location and the menu has expanded to include panini-style sandwiches, salads, appetizers and burgers heretofore unavailable to Rio Rancho residents.

Thai peanut soup

Thai peanut soup

Turtle Mountain’s previous location (3755 Southern) is now home to the Fat Squirrel Bar & Grill, also owned by Nico Ortiz and his wife.  None of the inventiveness that has made Turtle Mountain a local favorite has been lost on the new restaurant and pub which launched in the summer of 2008.  In 2011, Ortiz joined the ranks of Duke City area restaurant impresarios with more than two restaurants when he launched Timbuctu Bistro in the city’s westernmost fringes. 

The guiding principle of Turtle Mountain Brewing Company is to provide the people of Rio Rancho and surrounding communities with delicious, high-quality foods and beverages at an affordable price in a comfortable, friendly environment. Turtle Mountain’s employees are encouraged to get to know customers by name. If this sounds like the show “Cheers,” it’s by design.  That’s how Nico wants it.

Niff Sticks – Pizza bread topped with bacon, garlic oil, jalapeños and mozzarella.

The Turtle Mountain’s appetizers include the Cochiti Combo, house-made tortilla chips with the terrific triumvirate of salsa, con queso and guacamole.  While the salsa recipe has changed over time (it used to have a sweet bite that had its genesis in sunflower seeds, a crunchy treat we’ve never seen before in salsa), it’s still quite good.  Its current rendition is much more piquant, a bit tangy and more akin to a pico de gallo.  The chile con queso is no longer the most piquant of the three saucy appetizers despite the prominent presence of jalapeno.  It’s still the velvety smooth, creamy guacamole that steals the show.

While several Albuquerque area restaurants offer calamari, it’s not Camel Rock Calamari with a pesto aioli and marinara.  The difference is that most restaurants feature the batter-coated, deep-fried squid in the shape of ringlets.  At Turtle Mountain, the calamari is Spanish rabas de calamar–deep-fried squid tentacles.  They’re of the thickness of human fingers and about twice the length.  They’re also tender and delicious with a light batter coating.  The pesto aioli and marinara are flavorful accompaniment, but not absolutely necessary as these calamari are quite tasty on their own.

The Adam Bomb

The Adam Bomb

The appetizer we’ve enjoyed least is Turtle Mountain’s hummus with triangles of pita bread.  That doesn’t mean it’s a bad hummus.  It is, in fact, a good hummus.  It’s just the type of hummus you might expect a brew pub to serve.  Where we found it lacking is in some of the subtle touches that the more practiced hands of a Mediterranean restaurant’s hummus chef would impart: the sheen of olive oil and lemon juice to provide moistness, a tad more garlic to provide fragrance and flavor.

The Turtle Mountain’s specials of the day sometimes surprise even frequent visitors.  One special imparting a dramatic effect is the Thai peanut soup, a thick, rich, comforting soup the flavor of which you normally don’t find in American restaurants, much less a brew pub.  This soup is comparable to the sweet peanut sauce often served with satay at Thai restaurants.  It is replete with vegetables such as onion, okra and tomato, all sliced small.  A bowl of this isn’t quite the swimming pool size of a Vietnamese pho, but one bowl is more than filling.

Buffalo Pizza: Chicken Tenders, Buffalo Wing Sauce, Tomatoes, Green Olives, Ranch Dressing

Another special of the day we hope will someday make it to the daily menu is a pizza called the Spicy Blue, a 12-inch canvass of peppercorn encrusted dough topped with a base of cream cheese blanketed by salty prosciutto and smoked jalapenos draped by melted mozzarella cheese.  It is a thing of beauty, more oblong than round with its sole hint of red coming from the prosciutto.  Its most prominent flavors are saltiness and heat, a palate-pleasing combination.

Not quite a pizza, but close to it is a curiously named starter called Niff Sticks, yet another special-of-the-day good enough to make the starting line-up for just about any other restaurant in town.  Niff sticks start off with the restaurant’s thin-crust dough which is then topped with garlic oil, bacon and jalapenos all covered by mozzarella.  Normally I don’t advocate a bread appetizer prior to having pizza, but this is just too good to pass up especially for bacon lovers who will love the generous portion of bacon in each bite.

Spicy Blue Pizza - Pepper encrusted dough, smoked jalapenos, prosciutto and mozzarella on a cream cheese base.

Spicy Blue Pizza – Pepper encrusted dough, smoked jalapenos, prosciutto and mozzarella on a cream cheese base.

Incomparable might be a good adjective for the pronounced roasted green chile taste you’ll find in all the Turtle Mountain’s pizzas.  Call it heresy if you will, but this restaurant’s pizzas are better than  just about all Duke City purveyors specializing in the thin-crust, gourmet ingredient genre.  Move over Il Vicino.  Stand aside Farina Pizzeria.  Surrender Scarpa’s.  Turtle Mountain’s pizza reigns supreme, particularly the Adam Bomb pizza (Mozzarella, pepperoni, green chile, sausage, spinach, pine nuts, sauce).  Not only does the green chile have the roasted taste New Mexico’s citizens demand, it’s got a bite to it.  It is truly the bomb!  If you want your bomb to be twice as explosive, ask for the Turtle Mountain’s cracked peppercorn crust.  Coupled with green chile, it’ll give your taste buds a thrill.

The pizzas are about twelve inches of thin-crusted deliciousness.  Though thin crust, they’re definitely not New York style with the type of pliability that allows you to fold them vertically.  The crust is painfully thin, stiff and crunchy in places, but it’s not overdone and has only hints of char.  It’s a great canvass for the creative ingredients offered at the Turtle Mountain.  Each pizza leaves its own unique imprint on your taste buds, quite unlike at some pizzerias where every pizza seems to be a cheese pizza whose sole taste differentiation comes from the different ingredients piled atop.  There is serious inventiveness going on at the Turtle Mountain.

The Cabezon: Fresh Tomatoes, Proscuitto, Shallots, Roasted Garlic, Mozzarella and Fontina

Some of those pizzas showcase the brew pub’s award winning brews.  One is the Ojo Caliente, a pizza crafted with Habanero stout barbecue sauce, mozzarella, chicken and Cheddar.  Some might consider barbecue sauce on a pizza a heretical concept, especially when topped with chicken.  The Ojo Caliente will make converts out of the nay-sayers.  First of all, the sauce is tangy, piquant and absolutely tongue-tingling delicious.  The chicken is shredded instead of cubed as served in some pizzas.  The two cheeses are complementary.

Perhaps the city’s best culinary collaboration is the pairing of barbecue and pizza on the restaurant’s Smokehouse BBQ Pizzas, a pizza partnership between the Turtle Mountain Brewing Company and Rio Rancho’s Smokehouse Barbecue Restaurant.  One pizza is topped with sliced pork, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and your choice of red or green chile.  Add a fried egg and you’d technically have an enchilada on a pizza.  The Smokehouse barbecue flavor profile is prominent on this pie with a very discernible hint of smoke.  The red chile packs a punch, moreso than the green chile, but both are a terrific alternative to tomato sauce.

Smokehouse BBQ Pizza

Smokehouse BBQ Pizza

The calzones are roughly the size of a flattened football and prepared in the same wood burning oven as are the pizzas.   In fact, you can have any of the restaurant’s signature pizzas made into a calzone.  The Adam Bomb calzone, for example, is made from the same ingredients as my favorite Turtle Mountain pizza.  They’re just packaged a bit differently.

Also available are five different “grinders,” the name given to sub sandwiches in New England.  For perspective, a grinder is essentially the same as a hero, hoagie, po boy, submarine, torpedo, wedge or zep.  It’s a large sandwich made of a long crusty roll split lengthwise and filled with meats and cheese (as well as sundry condiments such as tomato and onion).

The Adam Bomb on a calzone made with cracked peppercorn crust and served with a side of marinara sauce

The Sun Mountain grinder is constructed of turkey, ham, green chile, provolone, Cheddar, tomato, onion and garlic mayo on a hoagie roll.  It is served warm so that the melted cheese covers all the other ingredients.  Fortunately, the cheeses ameliorate, not cover-up the other ingredients.  This is an excellent sandwich, as filling as a Turtle Mountain pizza and as good as any sandwich you’ll find in the City of Vision.  The green chile and garlic mayo combination is especially flavorful.  There is a lot going on in this sandwich as in a lot of ingredients, a lot of flavor and a lot of sandwich!

The menu has several tempting burgers.  For a wonderful breath-wrecking and absolutely delicious burger, you can’t beat the El Rito.  This beauteous, bountiful burger is engorged with crisp bacon, fetid feta cheese and that rich, creamy guacamole the Turtle Mountain does so well.  It takes two hands to hold his burger and five or six napkins to wipe off your mouth; that’s how juicy this carnivore’s dream is.

Fish and chips

Fish and chips

Macaroni and cheese is yet another entree the Turtle Mountain does surprisingly well–so well that you’ll often see children eschewing pizza to partake of their favorite cheesy treat.  This is an adult mac and cheese made with a blend of five cheeses, the most prevalent being Cheddar.  It’s not an especially creamy mac and cheese, but that also means it’s not as oleaginous as some macaroni and cheese tends to be. 

The fish and chips at the Fat Squirrel Pub & Grill may be the very best in the area (just ask Bob of the Village People, the most prolific commentator on this blog).  Its sibling restaurant, the Turtle Mountain, is a chip off the old block.  Three golden-hued, flaky Alaskan cod planks are dipped in the house beer batter then deep-fried and served with house-made malt vinegar and tartar sauce.  The batter is light and crisp, the flesh firm to the fork and the chips soft, but not flaccid.

Large peanut butter cookie with Reese’s Pieces topped with Vanilla Ice Cream

It’s rare that anyone has much room left for dessert, but if you do, the Turtle Mountain menu includes several popular choices, the local favorite of which is probably the Carrizozo Apple Calzone (caramelized apple calzone fried golden then topped with sugar, cinnamon and caramel sauce with vanilla ice cream). Another cloying option is the Roundtop Reese’s Cookie (freshly baked oversized cookie with Reese’s Pieces topped with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce). If you weren’t stuffed before having dessert, you certainly will be when you’re done with the sweetness.

Luke’s Root Beer Web page indicated the Turtle Mountain’s root beer is one kids would love (translation: it’s pretty sweet) and rated it 15th among 71 root beer brewed throughout America.  Well, this overgrown kid certainly did love that root beer–it washed down some excellent food.  Alas, both that wonderful root beer and the Turtle Mountain’s heady cream soda (which had a sarsaparilla goodness rare in soda) are no longer offered, the consequence of doing business with Coke.

Turtle Mountain Brewing
3755 Southern Blvd.
Rio Rancho, New Mexico
(505) 994-9497
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LATEST VISIT: 18 December 2012
# OF VISITS: 20
RATING: 20
COST: $$
BEST BET: The Adam Bomb Pizza, The Chimayo Pizza, Root Beer, Calzone, The Ojo Caliente, Thai Peanut Soup, Cream Soda, The Sun Mountain Grinder, Smokehouse BBQ Pizza, Fish and Chips


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