Oni Noodles – Albuquerque, New Mexico

Oni Noodles Offers Outstanding Ramen and More

In retrospect, the monsters and bogeymen who frightened impressionable children of my generation were pretty lame. Perhaps the most lame of them all was Frankenstein, a lumbering behemoth who walked around with his arms outstretched like a sleepwalking Shaquille O’Neal. Frankenstein snarled and growled a lot, probably because Gene Hackman poured hot soup on his lap. Then there was that pasty-faced vampire Dracula who could be repelled with garlic (which explains his aversion for Italian food). Dracula couldn’t even enjoy New Mexico’s 310 days of sunshine without sizzling and hissing like a strip of bacon.

In comparison Japan’s monsters are pretty badass. Godzilla, a foul-tempered prehistoric sea monster prone to  tantrums destroyed Tokyo several times and was pretty much impervious to conventional weaponry. Godzilla’s nemesis, the fierce Mothra was a powerful psychic (not in the “unfold the mysteries of your future for $29” sort of way) who could really blow your mind…away. Then there are the Oni, a number of supernatural ogres with really cool powers. Oni can cause disease and disaster and are associated with bad luck, misfortune and the consumption of human flesh.

Smoked Pork Belly Steamed Buns (Smoked Pork Belly, Picked Apple, Persimmon, Sweet Chile)

To my friend Carlos, a devotee of manga (Japanese comics) as well as mangia (the Italian verb for “eat”), Oni Noodles is a combination of two of Japan’s most sublime offerings: monsters and ramen.  He practically lives at the Marble Street Brewery on Sundays when Oni Noodles is on the premises.  We finally acquiesced to his repeated requests for us to join him for a bowl of “the very best ramen in Albuquerque.”  It was an education on the fine points on Oni, both the motorized mobile kitchen (that’s food truck to you, Bob) and the Japanese monster.  Standing next to the truck’s black banner, Carlos explained the facial features of the oni (a horned and fanged terror) though my rapt attention was more focused on the bowl of ramen beneath the creature’s fierce countenance.

Oni Noodles is the brainchild of Chef David Gaspar de Alba, the executive chef of Artichoke Cafe.  Don’t assume there’s no way an El Paso native could ever prepare outstanding ramen.  Before relocating to New Mexico, Chef Gaspar de Alba was executive chef at Portland’s highly-regarded Yazuka, an  Izakaya (a type of Japanese pub) “for merry misfits and mavericks.”  That tagline speaks volumes about the whimsy of naming a mobile kitchen for one of the most feared of all Japanese monsters.

Pecan Daschi Ramen with Smoked Bone Marrow

Visit the Oni Noodles website and you’ll read that almost all ingredients are sourced from local producers: Talus Wind Ranch, Silver Leaf Farms, Vida Verde Farm, CLC Pecan Farm, Raised on Sand Farm, Carrasco Family Farm to name a few.   Quality, freshness and relationships with local purveyors are defining characteristic of Chef Gaspar de Alba’s modus operandi.  So is uncompromising dedication to his craft.  When he’s not visiting farmer’s markets and putting in long days at the Artichoke, he’s painstakingly preparing the broth for a ramen that rendered my friend Howie “The Duke of Duke City” Kaibel (Yelp‘s charismatic Albuquerque Community Manager) “completely at a loss for words.”

Befitting a mobile kitchen, the menu is rather limited–a couple of small plates, two signature ramen dishes and add-ons to take your ramen to the next level (and its baseline is already stratospheric).  Call it a limited menu with unlimited deliciousness.  On the day of our inaugural visit, another mobile kitchen was parked on Marble Street.  While that mobile kitchen had a long menu, Oni Noodles had a long line.   Patrons were queued up like fanatic iPhone users on the date of a product launch.  We almost felt sorry for the other mobile kitchen, but not for very long.

Shoyu Ramen

Our first indication that Oni Noodles was a different (nay, elevated) mobile kitchen came when our small plate arrived.  It was served on a real plate, not the paper plates associated with your typical mobile kitchen dining experience.  Posed on a pristine semi-rectangular vessel were a trio of smoked pork belly steamed buns (smoked pork belly, pickled apple, persimmon, sweet chile).  Imbued with an olfactory-arousing smokiness which left us wishing we’d never have to wash our hands again, these hand-held treats were like a celestial syzygy, each component melding into a cohesive, singular whole.  We’ll remember that coalescence of diverse flavors for a long time.

Masuharu Morimoto, my very favorite (by far) Iron Chef, described ramen as “a dish that’s very high in calories and sodium.”  He quipped that “one way to make it slightly healthier is to leave the soup and just eat the noodles.”  While his “high in calories and sodium” descriptor may well be veracious, there’s no way you’d ever want to discard any of the components of the Pecan Dashi Ramen (smoked tofu, red chile tare, pecan broth, daikon, squash, cabbage, shitake, slow egg, chile oil, scallion).   This is a magical elixir, a swoon-inducing bowl of cohesive components that will delight your taste buds.  Perhaps only the prenatal experience of swimming in amniotic fluid is as soothing as the pecan broth being slurped up (slowly so you can savor its richness).  Add smoked bone marrow to make an already magnificent dish transformative.

For some of us, the term “shoyu,”  the Japanese name for soy sauce, has a lip-pursing effect.  Indeed, even “low sodium” soy sauce seems to have a week’s allowance of salt.  With ramen, we seem to forget shoyu has such a high sodium content.  Who wants to think about how salty a dish is when we’re focused on how wonderful it tastes as we’re savoring each spoonful.  The Shoyu Ramen (smoked pork belly, pork bone broth, daikon, squash, cabbage, shitake, slow egg, chile oil, scallion) at Oni Noodles is an exemplar of fresh ingredients swimming in the richness of bone broth which, by the way, can improve digestion, allergies, immune health, brain health, and much more.  Lest I be remiss, the noodles on both swimming pool-sized bowls of ramen, are perfectly al dente.

If you’re still wondering why a mobile kitchen would share its appellation with a ferocious Japanese monster, my friend Carlos may have pegged it: “badass monster, badass ramen.”

Oni Noodles
Location Varies
Albuquerque, New Mexico
(505) 518-4564
Web Site | Facebook Page
LATEST VISIT: 24 March 2019
# OF VISITS: 1
RATING: N/R
COST: $$
BEST BET: Pecan Dashi Ramen, Shoyu Ramen, Smoked Bone Marrow, Smoked Pork Belly Steamed Buns
REVIEW #1104

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4 Comments on “Oni Noodles – Albuquerque, New Mexico”

  1. Tsk, Tsk…Gil must’ve been so traumatized by this BogeyWoman, that he dare not even mention her name in his always illuminating preface!!! Yes…La Llorona!
    When I first came to work in ’69 in a house later torn down to make way for the National Hispanic Cultural Center in Barelas, there were fresh memories of kids drowning in the ditches of the South Valley such that there was a movement to fence them all in as apparently families’ trying to use stories of La Llorona weren’t working to keep kids from playing near the acequias, i.e. as we in the Village call them…seriously, despite rumors, we are not stuffy http://tinyurl.com/yc435k52 as others picture us! Yo, per growing up in Massachusetts, I’d never heard of La Lloroan. In retrospect, I but wonder if any of those drowned kids…e.g. especially those under ten! were paint/glue sniffers, as it was rampant at the time.
    For Folks new to NM, check out, for example, this version of La Llorona: http://tinyurl.com/y28ehngy Elsewise, you may also see ads for this upcoming: http://tinyurl.com/yxbzbhqu
    Other Elsewise: I always liked the way the name of “Bela Lugosi”, playing Dracula, rolled off one’s tongue especially when done with a Transylvanian accent. Anyone remember The Thing? The Creature from the Black Lagoon? Vincent Price was always a creepy actor…e.g. one of the first 3D movies being The House of Wax; but…I’m dating myself! Lo, and who can not forget the Phantom of the Opera with Lon Chaney…http://tinyurl.com/y5yty7lh

  2. No ova phobia, here. I love eggs in all manner of forms. But yes, your second diagnose is accurate as a rooster is as frightful to me as a mongoose is to a cobra. All roosters should be confined to a Tijuana cockpit surrounded by drunk wagers. Not in my backyard.

    Very funny video. My favorite matchup was the rooster vs. sandhill crane. Look not unlike the Bruce Lee vs. Kareem Abdul Jabbar matchup in Game of Death. By the way, Tampopo is one of my favorite foodie movies of all time. If you love ramen you’ll love this movie.

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092048/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

  3. Just when I thought that our roving gourmand was going to grace us with yet another picture of a plate of red chile enchiladas with egg atop – 驚き!

    Umami in situ.

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