I used to call him “the professor with the perspicacious palate” and while he did have a very refined palate, what set my friend Larry McGoldrick apart as a food blogger is the sheer pleasure he derived from having a good meal, especially when he shared it with good friends. To know Larry was to love Larry, a genial soul so down-to-Earth you might never suspect he was such an accomplished software engineer and University Professor (Oceanography and Applied Mathematics, The University of Chicago). Larry was a very young 85 years old when he left us to join his beloved Jane. Both are now partaking of a celestial banquet where the conversation is so interesting and welcoming that angels queue to join them.
An apron should have been lowered to half-mast when it was announced that prolific chef and restaurateur Mario D’Elia also passed away–not even three weeks after Larry’s passing broke our hearts. Like Larry, Mario was a people-person, beloved by family, friends and even competitors. Mario, the owner of Poppy’s Pizzeria & Italian Eatery in Albuquerque was a chef’s chef. Because culinary school wasn’t an option, he opted for unpaid kitchen internships at several restaurants, a process known as “staging” that generations of great chefs once followed. Those apprenticeships served him well, helping him build a very impressive “curriculum vitae” that includes garnering numerous national accolades. It’s easy to imaging Mario baking one of the pizzas Larry enjoyed so much.
If Bob Yacone, chef and co-owner of Forghedaboudit Southwest Italian in Las Cruces, doesn’t present his bride Kim with a bouquet of flowers everyday, it’s because he doesn’t want to make the flowers envious of her beauty. A romantic at heart, Bob did bring flowers to the 36th Annual International Pizza Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada–not to celebrate Kim’s top ten finish in the traditional pizza category, but to incorporate flowers in the pizza he entered in the non-traditional pizza category. Bob’s entry was constructed with primrose pedals, scallions, beets, green basil, carnation pedals, ricotta cheese and sesame seeds all sauced with Bob’s patented Indian Tika Marsala sauce. This flowery-floury masterpiece finished in the top ten in the Southwest division (the largest and most competitive division) and 15th in the world. One of the judges bestowed a perfect rating of 30 to that ingenius pizza, one of only five perfect scores out of the 249 total scores in the non-traditional competition. This competition was so close that with one more point from just one judge Bob would have won the event. Congratulations Bob, Kim and the entire Forghedaboudit family.
As half-a-million subscribers to her YouTube food and travel page know, Raina Huang is a diminutive dynamo with a huge appetite. During her travels across the planet she seeks out food challenges most of us would blanch at. It seems no food is too piquant, too “yucky” or too large for her to eat. During a recent stop in Albuquerque, she bested two of the city’s most demanding food challenges. First she polished off a prodigious family meal from Tikka Spice that feeds four in under thirty minutes. She then showed no mercy to “no jokey Poki Poki’ challenge at Poki Poki. This trial by fire included eating eight bowls of poki and four tacos. You’re probably overfull just thinking of all that food.
In a feature titled “The City Different: Discovering Santa Fe,” Wine, Dine & Travel Magazine profiled one of the country’s most highly regarded travel and dining destinations. A segment showcased the state capital’s dining scene listed the “best of the best” among the city’s nearly 400 restaurants. Topping that list were Sazon, the fabulous Mexican establishment helmed by Chef Fernando Olea. Also profiled were Sassella, another eatery with which Chef Olea is involved, Geronimo, The Coyote Cafe & Cantina, The Shed, Rancho de Chimayo and The Santa Fe School of Cooking. One of the more fun segments poked fun at Anthony Bourdain’s famous visit to The Five & Dime General Store and its claim to having invented the Frito Pie.
It’s apparently not enough that much of America doesn’t recognize New Mexico as one of the fifty stated under spacious skies. Saveur, the “the global guide to cooking, entertaining, and food travel” published a green chile chicken enchilada recipe most denizens of the Land of Enchantment might not recognize. Not only does the recipe call for half a teaspoon of cumin seed (a major faux pas in traditional New Mexican cooking), the accompanying photographs don’t quite resemble green chile enchiladas you’d find at a local restaurant. At least “chile” was spelled correctly.
New Mexicans take a fierce pride not only in the piquancy of our sacrosanct red and green chile, but in our tolerance of the incendiary heat it generates. That’s not just machismo and marianismo. For many of us, pain is a flavor. We delight in the a pleasant piquancy and addictive properties aplenty courtesy of the capsaicin-caused endorphin rush that chile engenders with every bite. Not surprisingly, a recent survey reveals denizens of the Land of Enchantment believe we are the champions when it comes to our tolerance for eating spicy foods. The poll of 5,000 Americans — surveying 100 people from each of the 50 states — asked respondents about their ability to handle spicy foods. Researchers discovered New Mexicans are the most likely to boast that their state has a higher-than-average tolerance for spice. Alas, that same survey revealed that respondents believe Louisiana actually has the spiciest cuisine followed by Texas and New Mexico. Texas? New Mexico chile is Tuco Salamanca while Texas chili is Pee Wee Herman.
It’s pretty well established that Las Vegas, Nevada is where celebrity chefs go to launch restaurants which bear their names but they rarely visit. What isn’t nearly as well known is that the original Las Vegas–the one in New Mexico–has a burgeoning culinary culture spearheaded by hands-on chefs who personally prepare meals for their guests. In an article titled “Historic Las Vegas, New Mexico Stands Strong Through the Pandemic,” the National Trust for Historic Preservation visited some of the city’s exciting restaurants (which my friend Desiree Aguilar has been encouraging me to visit). The feature begins with the inspiring story of Isaac and Shawna Sandoval who started off with a food truck and now own and operate The Skillet, one of the city’s most dynamic eateries. Built in 1898 as one of the first trackside hotels in the Southwest, La Castañeda has revitalized fine-dining in Las Vegas, introducing an element of nostalgia that recalls the Harvey House hotels which one dotted railroad towns throughout the west. The article also celebrates the Plaza Hotel’s new restaurant, Prairie Hill Café.
TripAdvisor announced their “Traveler’s Choice Best of the Best Fine Dining Restaurants in the United States” for 2021 as rated by travelers. Two of the twenty-five restaurants on the list come from Santa Fe. Neither feature a chile-centric menu. At number four on the list is Sazon, the most recent creation from Chef Fernando Olea, one of the country’s premier Mexican chefs. Rated number eleven is perennial favorite Geronimo, the Santa Fe restaurant most consider the best restaurant in a city of great restaurants. Both Santa Fe restaurants were rated more highly than such internationally acclaimed (and Gil’s bucket list) restaurants as New York City’s Daniel at number twelve, Commander’s Palace in New Orleans at number twenty and The French Laundry at number twenty-one.
Chris Morales, who along with his father Pratt own and operate Albuquerque’s Golden Crown Panaderia in the Old Town area, is one passionate and driven guy who’s brought innovation and modernization to their world-famous bakery. When it comes to protecting his employees from rude customers, his hackles are easily raised. He won’t allow them to be subjected to tirades. Rising to the defense of his loyal employees recently created a social media sensation with MSN excerpting a KOAT story about on particular episode. New Mexico Restaurant Association President Carol Wight urges diners “to be kind and patient.” “I know everybody is looking for that pre-Covid experience and we are just not back there yet,” she reminds us. In the meantime, kudos to Chris Morales for standing up for employees who don’t deserve to be maligned.
For years I’ve told my good friend Howie “the Duke of the Duke City” Kaibel that he’s done far more for the city of Albuquerque than any elected official and that his extraordinary talents would be best served as mayor or even governor. I wasn’t kidding. Over the nearly nine years in which he’s served as Senior Community Director for Yelp, Howie’s singular focus has been on building a better, more inclusive community by creating personal relationships between business owners and local customers. Building that community has been Howie’s passion, the raison de’etre for every caffeine-fueled day. No one has ever done it better! Whether it was in hosting Yelp community events at one of the city’s fabulous eateries or celebrating his adopted hometown’s diversity, heritage, art and culture in Yelp-sponsored celebrations, Howie has elevated New Mexico’s national profile and brought people together.
Next month, Howie begins a new adventure with the M’tucci’s restaurant family in “a multi-faceted position that includes community outreach, staff culture and team building; expanding their distribution of delicious breads and cured meats; and simply becoming one of the family, someone you might run into when you’re grabbing a bite to eat.” It’s an ambassadorial role tailor-made for the personable and giant-hearted gentleman who’s made Albuquerque a better place in which to live. From a personal standpoint, Howie has become my most trusted source for restaurant recommendations. Moreover, he’s become a good friend and confidant whose mayoral or gubernatorial campaign run I hope to someday help with.
The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines “essential” as “of the utmost importance” and lists such synonyms as “indispensable” and “necessary.” In defining essential restaurants, eater.com goes a little further, describing essential restaurants as: “indispensable to their neighborhoods, and eventually to their towns and whole regions,” to “ultimately become vital to how we understand ourselves, and others, at the table.” Albuquerque writer Justin De La Rosa compiled a list of a list of “the 21 Essential Restaurants in Albuquerque” for eater.com. Whether or not you agree with the restaurants on the list, it’s good water-cooler material and may just introduce you to a new favorite restaurant.
The first “war of the states” may have ended in 1865, but a more heated civil war continues to be waged between the neighboring states of New Mexico and Colorado. The Land of Enchantment’s fecund chile fields have long held the undisputed distinction as producers of the world’s best chile, but in recent years Colorado Governor Jared Polis has thrown a few contentious barbs New Mexico’s way. Polis argues vehemently that the best chile in the world is the Mirasol pepper grown in the Pueblo area and that New Mexico’s chile is “inferior.” Instead of incomparable New Mexican chile, Governor Polis recently had egg on his face when a vendor at Coors Field in Denver began selling a Hatch green chile and cheese bratwurst.
With the country opening up after a seemingly interminable period of social distancing and mask-wearing, more of us are taking to the highway to appreciate what we’ve missed during the Cabrona virus. For many of us the true fabric of this country lies in the small, off-the-beaten path towns and villages, the type of which are celebrated by the Smithsonian Magazine’s article on its list of the “15 Best Small Towns to Visit.” Among the fifteen featured small towns is the Land of Enchantment’s very own Hatch where “The scent of roasting chiles permeates the air in late summer and early fall along Hall Street, Hatch’s main thoroughfare, where mom-and-pop shops sell chile peppers in all forms.”
While you’re making your way across America The Tasty, you’re going to want to indulge in the best dessert in every state. Reader’s Digest tells you what they are. Both “staycationers” and newcomers can enjoy the Land of Enchantment’s best dessert, the ubiquitous biscochitos. Here’s how Reader’s Digest described them: “These crunchy rounds are a kind of spicy shortbread cookie flavored primarily with anise and sprinkled with cinnamon. New Mexicans love the biscochito so much that in 1989 they named it their state cookie, making it the country’s first officially designated state sweet.”
Until rather recently Albuquerque’s Lucky Boy was best known for its unique “East meets West” menu offerings of Chinese food and burgers. All that changed for the quintessential mom and pop diner when Lucky Boy had a cameo in a Netflix flick called Army of The Dead. As you may have surmised, the movie centered around a zombie outbreak. It starred former professional wrestler Dave Bautista who portrayed a mercenary turned fry cook. In that role Bautista manned the kitchen lovingly tended by Chinese proprietors Susie and Ron Yip for nearly five decades. If you’ve never visited Lucky Boy and are wondering if its unique concept is just a novelty, it might surprise you to learn that Lucky Boy is on the New Mexico Green Chile Cheeseburger Trail.
Forbes, a global media company, focusing on business, investing, technology, entrepreneurship, leadership, and lifestyle, recognizes that “New Mexico has always embodied the exotic: deep multiculturalism, the mythology of the American West (and a truckload of cinematic Westerns) and epically enormous landscapes.” In a May 11th feature titled “Why Albuquerque, New Mexico, Is the Most Exotic American Big City” Duke City born-and-bred writer Ann Abel enumerated some of the reasons. Not surprisingly, New Mexico’s enchanting cuisine is just one of them. She praised the “anchor” of the Sawmill District, the “Sawmill Market, Albuquerque’s first food hall, which has 22 independent food stalls from local chefs and restaurateurs, serving everything from Gulf seafood to Vietnamese street food, and a sit-down restaurant.”
Conde Naste Traveler believes “Georgia O’Keefe was on to something.” As with “artists and adventurers, snowbirds, shoppers, and spiritualists,” she was “magnetized by the impossibly blue skies and bathtub-warm temps, the rust-colored adobe facades and chili ristras hung from door jambs.” There’s a lot to love about New Mexico’s state capital, much of it captured in the Conde Naste feature “Where to Eat, Stay and Play in Santa Fe.” Among the exemplars that will help visitors “experience the bounty of ingredients at a chef’s disposal” are such Santa Fe stalwarts as the Shake Foundation, Whoo’s Donuts, Jambo Cafe, Kakawa Chocolate House and a number of other restaurants the nmgastronome is long overdue in visiting. (Thank you, Becky Mercuri)
Known as “America’s Highway” and celebrated by author John Steinbeck as the “Mother Road,” the legendary Route 66 meandered across 2,448 miles of the fruited plain, crossing three time zones and eight states as it traversed from Chicago to Los Angeles. Atlas Obscura invites intrepid travelers to “Eat Across Route 66.” While other restaurants on Atlas Obsura’s list might claim to be classic Americana, the only spot making this land’s original food is Albuquerque’s own Indian Pueblo Kitchen (review pending). “At the Indian Pueblo Kitchen, chefs serve dishes that celebrate the culinary heritage of New Mexico’s Pueblo people prior to Christiopher Columbus’s arrival to the Americas in 1492. The “Pre-Contact” portion of the menu is a sumptuous feast of indigenous ingredients, including pan-seared trout with yam puree, prickly pear syrup, and fried sweet-potato strings; sumac-seared bison with pickled squash and pumpkin oil; and slow-stewed berries baked under a maple pepita-and-pecan-crumble crust.”
Eskca, which derives from the Latin word “esca”, roughly translates to “food”. And that’s what Eskca purports to be all about – “finding the best restaurants in the country.” Its website, in fact, lists the best restaurants in a number of American cities including the “2021 Best Restaurants in Albuquerque.” Several factors were considered in the compilation including “consistently high level of food quality, consistently high level of customer service, restaurant traction with consumers, competitive landscape and quality of restaurant public relations.” Among the ten restaurants Eksca anointed as Albuquerque’s best are: Frontier, Cocina Azul, The Grove, Backstreet Grill and Tia Betty Blues. To Eksca’s credit, only one chain (Pappadeaux) made the list. (Thank you, Bruce Terzes)
Since the inception of the “Red or Green” report, my dear friend Becky Mercuri and I have compiled a list of restaurants and foods recognized each month by national media publications. Web traffic statistics have borne out that very few people (a handful each month) click on links to those heralded restaurants. I don’t know if it’s indifference, a lack of curiosity or perhaps a lack of recognition as to what constitutes a hyperlink, but have decided not to compile and publish these “best of” lists. Thank you, Becky. We tried.
|List||New Mexico Representative||Source|
|The Most Loved Dish in Your State||Green Chile Enchiladas from The Shed (Santa Fe)||MSN|
|The Food Truck Everyone is Obsessed With In Your State||Chef Toddzilla’s Gourmet Burgers & Mobile Cuisine (Santa Fe)||MSN|
|Your State’s Top Barbecue Restaurant||Mad Jack’s Mountaintop Barbecue (Cloudcroft)||MSN|
|Where to Find a Good, Cheap Lunch in Every State||Duran’s Central Pharmacy (Albuquerque)||MSN|
|Your State’s Most Adorable Historic Restaurant||El Farol (Santa Fe)||MSN|
|The Best French Fries in Your State||Holy Cow (Albuquerque)||MSN|
|Best Cheap Burgers in Each State||Sparky’s (Hatch)||Cheapism|
|The Best Healthy Restaurant in Every State||Bumble Bee’s Baja Grill (Santa Fe)||MSN|
|Your State’s Best Cheeseburger||Rustic on the Green (Albuquerque)||MSN|
Song and verse, prose and poetry…historically all have extoled the natural features that make New Mexico the Land of Enchantment. The state’s official state song bespeaks of azure skies, deep canyons and fertile valleys, but nary a mention is made of the culinary blessings bestowed upon this enchanted land. Husband-and-wife duo Keith Allen and Felicia Masias are recent California transplants to New Mexico who have been captivated by the dynamic cuisine of Albuquerque’s restaurants. Under the banner of their film company Sopaipilla Productions, the couple launched a series titled “Enchanted Foods of ABQ.” The series debuted on April 24th on YouTube and features such stalwarts as 2G’s Bistro, Crazy Bomb Cups, D.H. Lescombs Winery, Golden Crown Panaderia, Hollow Spirits, Indian Pueblo Kitchen, Kamikaze Kitchen, La Finca Bowls, Munchie Truck, Rebel Donut, Slow Roasted Bocadillos and Tako Ten.
My friend David Wagner, author of the spellbinding Rick Montoya Italian Mysteries, is a great conversationalist with a wry sense of humor. This is how he alerted me to his new book To Die In Tuscany: “book seven in the series can finally be found in your grocer’s freezer or wherever you get your books. This one takes Rick to Urbino, a great town off the beaten tourist track. There are some interesting food items in this one, including cheese aged in holes in the ground, but of course you’re only interested in the murder mystery.” Rick Montoya, of course, is a UNM graduate living and working in Italy as a translator and interpreter. Though he can’t get enough spaghetti alla gricia, Rick still pines for green chile cheeseburgers, his other favorite food. David does a magnificent job weaving compelling characters and nail-biting sleuthing with vivid descriptions of Italian cuisine thrown in for good measure.
Despite a phalanx of fabulous chefs, media cognoscenti don’t always seem to acknowledge that New Mexico is even on the country’s culinary landscape. That’s starting to change thanks to that new crop of chefs who are introducing revolutionary dishes exploding with flavor. Lois Alter Mark profiled “5 Celebrity Chefs Who Are Cooking Up a Storm in New Mexico” for AAA Magazine. The fantastic five are Albuquerque chefs Marc Quiñones of Mas Tapas Y Vino and Marie Yniguez of Bocadillos Slow Roasted along with Chloe Winters of Adobe Rose in Artesia and Santa Fe chefs Catherine O’Brien of TerraCotta Wine Bistro and Eduardo Rodriguez of Zacalan. (Thank you, Sarita)
Though he may not have made AAA’s hallowed list, Albuquerque Chef David Ruiz is as accomplished as any chef in the Land of Enchantment. Recently profiled in Spiceology, a chef-owned spice company, Chef Ruiz is indefatigable, a whirling dervish of talent. Not only did he recently open Curious Toast Cafe, the 2018 winner of the James Beard Foundation’s Blended Burger Project is building out a new dining program at Vara Winery. The revealing interview portrays a man dedicated to his craft, a perfectionist who climbed the ladder rung-by-rung to become one of the state’s best chefs. (Thank you Bruce Terzes)
Across the Land of Enchantment’s 121,697-square miles, few foods are as sacrosanct as the green chile cheeseburger. It’s so revered that the New Mexico Tourism Department even commissioned a Trail that celebrates the irresistibly delicious burger prepared incomparably at New Mexico’s restaurants, drive-ins, diners, dives, joints, cafes, roadside stands and bowling alleys. The most recent celebrity chef to try her hand at preparing a green chile cheeseburger is the Pioneer Woman Ree Drummond. Judge for yourself whether or not her recipe is one you’d like.
My dear friend Becky Mercuri and I share food intelligence (recipes, gossip, restaurant launches, etc.) on a daily basis. We joke about the almost interminable “best of” list compilation from such national online presences as MSN and Cheapism, but also look upon these lists as potential introductions to restaurants and meals we may have missed. We hope you do the same.
In the April, 2021 edition of New Mexico Magazine, Chef Marc Quiñones of Albuquerque’s Mas Tapas Y Vino explained how he measures success: “It’s about people and the connection. To me, that’s the ultimate level of success…” Very few chefs in the Land of Enchantment have achieved Chef Quiñones level of connection with people. It’s one of the many factors that set him apart. Alas, during the ten episodes in which he appeared on Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen program, Marc did not always connect with fellow chefs, several of which seemed to have it in for him. In cutthroat culinary competition it’s not always about who the best chef is. Often it’s about eliminating those chefs viewed as the biggest competition.
In season 14 of the Great Food Truck Race, a Food Network program hosted by Chef Tyler Florence, seven teams of brand new food truck operators embark on the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Those seven teams race across “the final frontier” of Alaska to a new town every week where they’ll face new challenges, cook incredible dishes and, as always, try to outsell the competition. Every week the least successful team is sent home. Among the seven food trucks is one named Querencia Mia operated by Duke City chefs Marie Yniguez of Bocadillos, Queneesha Meyers of Q’s Cakes and Michael Neu also of Bocadillos. Alas, the talented trio made it only through three episodes and despite selling out three times during the last episode, were eliminated far too early. That ends “must watch” programming on the Food Network on Sunday nights.
If you’re still looking for something to binge-watch, why not a program which showcases the Land of Enchantment in several episodes. Six time Emmy Award-nominated host Darley Newman is your guide to travel quests in which you’ll experience culture, cuisine, history and outdoor adventure in some of the world’s most spectacular travel destinations. You can watch the first 24 half hours of “Travels With Darley” on Amazon Prime and watch the most recent 13 half hours on Ovation TV’s Journy, a free app available on your phone, tablet, or smart TV device. Among Darley’s favorite vacation destinations in the entire world is Santa Fe, but she’s explored other areas within the Land of Enchantment, too. At some point, Darley’s travels will be featured on PBS so keep an eye out for more New Mexico.
Author John Steinbeck once said “People don’t take trips. Trips take people.” Thrillist compiled a list of the “Most Scenic Drives in Every US State” where trips can take people and transport them to spectacular sites and wonders under spacious skies. Thrillist’s choice for New Mexico was the El Camino Real National Scenic Byway which was described thusly: “This is certainly one of the most storied roads on this list. El Camino Real was first used by Spanish explorers in the late 16th century, but it’s also home to some pretty righteous rock formations. This road trip, though, is one worth taking for the food alone. Stop in San Antonio (not the Texas one) for a green chili cheeseburger at Owl Bar. In Santa Fe, you’re looking for the Roque’s Carnitas food truck. In Albuquerque—and you have to just trust us here—head to Duran Central Pharmacy and ask for the chili.”
MSN was very busy during the month of March, putting together numerous clickbait articles purporting to tell us where and what to eat across the fruited plain. Rather than taking umbrage that out-of-staters don’t really know where to eat in New Mexico, I look upon these lists as potential introductions to restaurants and meals I’ve missed. Thank you to Becky Mercuri and Sarita for helping put the list below together.
In 2019, Gustavo Arellano, features writer at the Los Angeles Times and author of Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered Americas took a “palate-scorching Mexican hamburger- and adovada-fueled road trip up I-25 from Las Cruces” to Denver for Eater. In a feature entitled The Great American Chile Highway, Arellano sampled endorphin rush-generating cuisine at 21 eateries in the Land of Enchantment and another 18 in Colorado, eating chile 38 different ways. His controversial conclusion is that Pueblo’s mirasol chile is superior to the more highly touted chile from Hatch. During a recent visit to Pueblo, he reinforced that stance when interviewed by the Pueblo Chieftain, not only proclaiming Pueblo chile superior, but giving a similar nod to Pueblo’s “thick, salty, irregularly shaped beauty” of a tortilla.
Rising to the defense of his preferred piquant pepper, Arellano proclaimed he won’t stand for “Hatch picking on Pueblo.” “New Mexico needs to allow Pueblo to have its moment in the sun because it is its faraway cousin. They are related,” he told The Chieftain. “So for new Mexico to keep trashing Pueblo over its chile – it’s like that bully in the family, the older cousin that keeps making fun of its younger cousin. So as someone who has no family in this debate, I will not stand for that.” To date New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan-Grisham hasn’t publicly commented or banished Arellano from the state’s enchanted borders.
The tourism slogan “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” may have elements of truth, but not when it comes to the 19th season of Hell’s Kitchen, the popular culinary competition where eighteen chefs from around the country are put through rigorous culinary challenges that involve high stakes rewards and punishments. In every episode the chefs do their very best to impress tyrannical chef Gordon Ramsay, the fiery Scotsman whose belittling and critical ways have been known to make chefs cry. Albuquerque’s Marc Quinones, executive chef at Mas Tapas Y Vino, has now withstood the rigors of Hell’s Kitchen as well as Ramsay’s berating polemics for eight episodes. Though New Mexicans are rooting for him, deep down we fear he’ll win the competition and leave Albuquerque to helm the Hell’s Kitchen in Reno.
Famadillo.com, the self-professed “family magazine for tips, travel and tidbits” spent a week in Santa Fe and “learned it can be quite a culinary paradise.” During that week, the authors visited a number of the City Different’s many restaurants and published a list of the “top eleven restaurants in Santa Fe.” The list included tried and true favorites such as Geronimo, The Pantry, Cowgirl Cafe, Tune Up Cafe and The Plaza Cafe and not surprisingly even restaurants your wandering gastronome has yet to visit. Among those are Palacio Cafe, Verde, Paloma and Radish and Rye.
Bon Apetit “Trader Joe’s Kicks Off 2021 With Hell in a Jar” showcases a number of new products including “the hottest, spiciest product it’s ever sold.” Among the new products are Hatch Chile Chicken Wraps which the article’s author described as: “Pop one of these hexagons into the oven and your lunch can be a crispy, somewhat dry flour tortilla containing a few tender bites of almost spicy chicken, black beans, and goo sauce. On a walk after this lunch, my partner proclaimed, “My burps taste like gas station.” Which is high praise, depending on what circles you run in. (Never-ending circles.)” (Thank you, Becky Mercuri)
You know things are getting back to normal when scores of websites are publishing a plethora of “clickbait” articles purporting to tell readers where they should dine in their respective states. Some sites rely on Google or Yelp data to provide some level of empirical credibility. Others seem to pull names from the air or they celebrate “the same usual suspects.” In any case, here are February’s “best” according to national online sites:
- The Daily Meal published “The absolute best spots to grab a bite across the country” according to Yelp. Yelp’s Top 100 Places to Eat in 2021 included two of the Land of Enchantment’s finest. At #20 is Cutbow Coffee Roastology from Albuquerque while the Duke City’s La Finca Bowls came in at #13. (Thank you, Becky Mercuri)
- MSN Lifestyle’s list of each state’s top sandwich joint named Albuquerque favorite Relish Gourmet Sandwich as the best in the Land of Enchantment.
- Michael Schreiber, a self described “bacon whisperer” compiled a list of “the best bacon you’ve never heard of” and shared that list with MSN Lifestyle. Look no further than Cedar Crest’s Bacon Jam for the best in New Mexico, a bacon cinnamon roll to die (not diet) for.
- Redbook put together a list of “the French Fries everyone is talking about in your state.” In its estimation, the best place in New Mexico to get your fry fix is Albuquerque’s Holy Cow.
- Eater’s “16 Exciting Ways to Eat in Albuquerque Right Now” tells you “where to find New Mexico’s favorite biscochitos, a revitalizing plate of carne adovada, and a food hall full of takeout from the city’s best chefs.”
- After drawing up a list of 100 common comfort foods, e-conolight.com used Google Trends to see which were the most heavily searched around the country in 2020. New Mexico’s top searched for comfort food turned out to be “chili.” The fact that so many New Mexicans misspelled “chile” when performing their searches must certainly be an indictment of our educational system.
- Just for fun, the Pioneer woman shared Google trends showing Super Bowl food trends by state. New Mexicans searched most often for “pizza snacks” whatever those are. I have to wonder if “chili” is used on those pizza snacks.
- MSN Lifestyle believes every state has a signature food item and shared its list of “the one thing to eat in every state.” When in New Mexico, MSN believes diners should seek out Frito Pie. Yes, Frito Pie.
- Using the “Chinese” restaurant category on Yelp, Eat This, Not That! provides a list of “the best Asian restaurant in every state.” Yelpers believe the Land of Enchantment’s best is Tasty Kitchen Chinese Restaurant in Grants.
- There are many unique takes on the mouth-watering combination of chicken and waffles, some well worth a lengthy detour to find. MSN Lifestyle compiled a list of “the best chicken and waffles in every state.” New Mexico’s best come from Frank’s Famous Chicken & Waffles in Albuquerque.
- Yelp supplied Redbook a list of the”best food truck in every state,” according to the number of reviews and star ratings each business has. Though it now operates primarily in a brick-and-mortar space, you can’t argue that Chef Toddzilla’s Gourmet Burgers in Roswell is a phenomenal choice.
- Cheapism scoured the fruited plain for the “best old-school Italian restaurant in every state.” Joe’s Pasta House, the pride of Rio Rancho was the perfect choice for New Mexico.
- Millions of Americans start their day with a breakfast sandwich. Cheapism shares its list of the “greatest breakfast sandwich in every state.” Our state’s best comes from The Grove which offers a “fancy breakfast sandwich”: two over-easy eggs, gruyere, bacon, arugula, mayo, and “fancy” hot sauce.
- Hidden gems are often holes in the walls in unexpected locations. Sometimes they’re hidden in plain site. Cheapism’s list of the “best hidden-gem restaurant in every state” found some of the very best including Bella’s Mexican Grill in Taos.
- Diners, and not just the ones decorated like they’re straight out of the’50s evoke a spirit of nostalgia. Redbook tells us just where to find the best ones. Its “state-by-state guide to the best diners in America” names New Mexico’s best as the Wow Diner in Milan.
Eighteen competitors vying for a quarter of a million dollar salary as head chef of Gordon Ramsay’s spectacular Hell’s Kitchen restaurant in Lake Tahoe, Nevada. That’s what’s on tap on Season 19 of Hell’s Kitchen, Fox’s longest-running competition show. Among the contestants is Albuquerque’s own Marc Quiñones, executive chef at Mas Tapas Y Vino on 2nd Street. Chef Quiñones was profiled recently in a revealing profile on mashed.com. Though he’s a prolific distance runner, the passionate chef has never run away from any challenge. Not even from Gordon Ramsay’s raged-filled rants. Not even from cut-throat competition where it’s every chef for themselves. Watching Chef Quiñones assert himself as a leader in the kitchen will give you an even greater sense of appreciation for the two-time best chef in the city. Don’t miss an episode of Hell’s Kitchen which airs Thursday nights at 7PM on Fox.
Diners from throughout the Southwest (including me) dream about the dishes they’ve enjoyed at Forghedaboudit Southwest Italian in Las Cruces. Fittingly, it’s in the dreams of über chef Bob Yacone that many of those dishes are conceptualized. “They (dishes) come to me in my sleep and I bring it to the kitchen,” Bob says. “…It’s knowing what’s too little and what’s too much.” The revelation that the talented chef can make dreams come true was just one nugget of information shared by The Deming Highlight in an article titled “Forghedaboudit Southwestern Italian draws critic’s choice in Las Cruces, NM.” The article also revealed that the Yacones are planning to franchise the local business and call it Forghedaboudit Express.
If you’re not already tuning in to Sunny 101.3FM’s Hungry Hump Days on Wednesday mornings at 6AM, you’re missing out on compelling interviews with some of the metropolitan area’s most interesting and talented “food” personalities. We don’t just interview restaurateurs and chefs. We’ve interviewed Sonya Warwick, communications director for the Roadrunner Food Bank; Howie Kaibel, the charismatic community manager for Yelp; and blogger Alonna Smith of My Indian Stove, for example. We’ve parlayed with Chef Israel Rivera of The Shop, winner of Albuquerque The Magazine’s best chef award for 2020; George Griego of the Central Grill and Coffee House, the New Mexico Restaurant Association’s Restaurant Neighbor of the Year for 2021 and several other people who kept Albuquerque well-fed and happy.
On the television series 30 Rock, geeky third-wave feminist Liz Lemon theorized “I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.” Sounds good to me. In a feature titled “The Best Sandwich in Every State,” Food & Wine reminds New Mexicans that the best sandwich in the Land of Enchantment comes from Bocadillos Slow Roasted in Albuquerque. That sandwich is called the Duke City Ruben, described as “one of the most popular offerings at the city’s favorite sandwich shop, starts from scratch with slow-cooked corned beef, topped with housemade sauerkraut and a chipotle-infused dressing, which brings a nice heat to the situation.” (Thank you, Sarita)
Cheapism, a site which argues you can live well irrespective of your income and claims there is no such thing as being too frugal agrees with Food & Wine that Bocadillos Slow Roasted proffers the best sandwich in the Land of Enchantment. Cheapism differs, however, on just which sandwich that is. In a feature titled “The definitive list of America’s best sandwiches,” Cheapism names the 505 Filthy as New Mexico’s very best sandwich. The rationale: “We aren’t big fans of the school of thought that says “Guy Fieri ate here on ‘Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives,’ so it’s great,” but Guy got this one right. Building all its dishes off of slow-roasted meats, Slow Roasted Bocadillos fills its area-code masterpiece with chicken breast, bacon, green chile, house-made chipotle mayo, lettuce, and tomato. Finished off with melted asadero cheese, it’s a mess made with love.”
Created for the sole purpose of “helping you make the right food choice every time,” Eat This, Not That! compiled a list celebrating “the best grilled cheese in every state.” New Mexico’s best grilled cheese comes from Albuquerque’s The Grove Cafe & Market in the fashionable East Downtown district. Here’s what Eat This, Not That! had to say: “The menu at this eatery, which is located on the trendy EDo (East Downtown) neighborhood, revolves around organic ingredients from local farms, with an emphasis specifically on sustainable agriculture. But what makes The Grove truly shine, according to Yelp reviewers, is its grilled cheeses. You have two options at lunchtime, both on pressed sourdough: The Three-Cheese (which boasts white cheddar, Havarti, and aged provolone) and the Grilled Cheese ‘N Greens (with ricotta, gruyere, braised kale, roasted tomatoes, and pickled fennel.) When the weather permits, savor your sandwich out on the covered patio.” (Thank you, Becky Mercuri)
Late Show comedian Jay Leno defined “KFC” as “Keep Fooling Customers.” Obviously he wasn’t a big fan of the Colonel’s eleven herbs and spices. He knows you can find much better chicken at holes-in-the-wall eateries throughout the fruited plain. Cheapism put together its list of “America’s best hole in the wall fried chicken spots.” Suffice to say, KFC didn’t make the list. Not even close. Instead, Cheapism crowed about such fried chicken joints as Big Daddy’s Diner in Cloudcroft, New Mexico: “Located in the Lincoln National Forest near a camping and resort area, Big Daddy’s Diner gets a lot of tourists and visitors. They all get to enjoy country cooking in a restaurant that feels like a home inside, with lots of knick-knacks and photos on the walls. The fried chicken is called Henny Penny here, and it’s got a lightly colored coating that’s flecked with spices and served alongside wedge “taters.”
Columnist and author Gustavo Arellano quips “The Taco Bell taco is dead. Long live the taco.” Increasingly as the taste buds of diners across the fruited plain are awakened to the diversity and deliciousness of tacos, they’re no longer headed for the border for their Tuesday taco fix. They’re finding much better alternatives across the fruited plain. Using Yelp data, Eat This, Not That! identified the “most mouth-watering tacos in every state.” It goes without saying that Taco Bell didn’t make the list. Yelp data revealed that New Mexico’s best taco comes from Albuquerque’s Tako Ten. In its previous instantiation as Dia De Los Takos, this extremely popular taqueria earned many similar honors.
Author and pastor Andy Stanley posits “If you’re the only hot dog stand in town, your hot dogs don’t have to be good.” Fortunately hot dog stands across the Land of Enchantment don’t have that problem. Not only are Duke City dogs delicious, they’re brimming with creative toppings–everything but the kitchen sink and ketchup. MSN Lifestyle compiled a list of “every state’s best hot dog joint.” New Mexico’s most enchanting hot dog comes from Albuquerque’s Urban Hotdog Company. Here’s what MSN Lifestyle had to say: “Serving some of America’s most creative hot dogs the Urban Hotdog Company has a menu long enough to please everyone. Potato-wrapped sausage, Polish sausage, Guinness-soaked bratwurst – they’ve got it all. Don’t forget to order the superb fried onion strings with chipotle mayo to go with your dog.” (Thank you, Becky Mercuri)
It’s becoming increasingly rare to find a burger you can classify as a “cheap eat”–at least from a cost perspective. Just about gone are the days when you can enjoy a burger for less than five dollars. Leave it to Cheapism to tell you “where to find a cheap delicious burger in every state.” Within the Land of Enchantment’s sacred borders, you can find a cheap delicious burger at Sparky’s in Hatch: “There’s no better place to try a green chile cheeseburger ($10.99, but that includes one side order and a drink) than at Sparky’s Burgers in Hatch, the town that provides the namesake to the famed New Mexican chile. The colorful art deco restaurant has also become a major roadside destination for its exceptional wood-fired barbecue dishes.” (Thank you, Becky Mercuri)