For nearly twenty years–from 1954 to 1972–newspaper, magazine, radio and television advertisements for Winston cigarettes deliberated whether American smokers wanted good grammar or good taste. This was in response to catchy jingles (and if you’re over 40, get ready for an ear worm) claiming that “Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.” Grammarians took umbrage with the solecism, arguing that the word “as” was more appropriate than the word “like.”
From 1974 to 1991 the advertising world introduced another vexing debate: “tastes great” or “less filling.” To entice “Joe Sixpack”‘ to Lite Beer from Miller, television ads featured retired athletes, coaches and celebrities in spirited debate as to the primary benefit of the less caloric, but ostensibly still great-tasting alternative. Using the term “light” instead of “diet” appealed to the two-fisted drinkers seeking to avoid the metamorphosis of their six-pack abs into a keg-shaped beer belly.
For much longer than the advertising world has manufactured good-natured debates intended ultimately to sell a product, residents of and visitors to the Land of Enchantment have been asked to declare their preference for “red or green.” So much so that several years ago, a state legislator submitted a resolution to declare “red or green chile” the official “state question“. On April 8, 1999, Governor Gary Johnson signed the bill making the resolution law. Less known is the fact that the New Mexico state legislature also passed a resolution approving an official state answer. It’s no surprise that “red and green” or “Christmas” has been adopted as the official answer of the great state of New Mexico?
In New Mexico, the colors red and green have lived together in perfect harmony for centuries. While most New Mexicans have a preference, that preference is often exercised on a dish-by-dish basis. That’s what Bob of the Village People and Noe Pacheco, two long-time friends of this blog, do. For Bob, it’s green on chimichangas and red on stuffed sopaipillas. Noe goes even further, declaring that not only does it depend on the dish, but on the chile itself. To him, Chimayo’s red chile is better than anything save for Lemitar green.
Another factor heretofore unmentioned is the restaurant itself. There are restaurants in which servers know not to pose the “red or green” question to frequent guests. It’s that way at Mary & Tito’s Cafe where the red chile is the very best in the universe. Some of us who have visited Mary & Tito’s for years don’t remember what the green chile tastes like. We get our green chile fix at the Horseman’s Haven in Santa Fe where the chile is not only flavorful, but incendiary and not for the faint of taste bud.
Early indications are there’s another purveyor of red chile so distinctive and flavorful, it’s what must be ordered. In August, 2013, Andrea Lin, the luminous restaurant critic for the Albuquerque Journal declared “The first rule about ordering at Patricia’s is to order something with red chile. The second rule about ordering at Patricia’s is to order something else with red chile.” Ty Bannerman of The Alibi concurred: “The food here is good. Especially anything with the red chile—which has both the subtle sweetness and slow burning heat that I adore.” Urbanspoon contributors were especially enamored of the carne adovada made with red chile.
Patricia’s Cafe is ensconced among a phalanx of niche businesses in a timeworn shopping center on San Mateo just north of Candelaria. It’s rather obfuscated from the heavily trafficked San Mateo as it’s somewhat set back from the street and aside from its signage, bears no distinguishing exterior features. That is unless you consider aroma a distinguishing exterior feature. Enticing aromas are the very first thing you notice as you approach the restaurant. They grow even more olfactory-arousing when you enter.
Established in 2011, Patricia’s is a homey restaurant abuzz with activity during its hours of operation (7:30AM – 3:30PM Monday through Saturday). You’ll quickly discern this is a restaurant frequented by regulars whose names and culinary preferences are known by Sheila, the whirling dervish server who’s also Patricia’s granddaughter. Sheila has her own vernacular, using “okey smokey” as an endearing term of acknowledgement. Patricia, who was born and raised in Socorro, visits her guests when she has a chance, but during rush times is rather busy preparing meals and keeping the kitchen running efficiently.
Three murals on the south wall encapsulate long-established New Mexican culinary traditions very well. One mural depicts a New Mexican maiden stringing a ristra of fiery red chile. The second portrays another maiden rolling tortilla on her comal, the way New Mexicans have done for generations. The third depicts a ristra of bright red chile. Fittingly, red chile is prominent on all three murals.
Patricia’s food is made fresh and has the homemade qualities diners appreciate. Sopaipillas and tortillas are made the old-fashioned way, not by some inauthentic automated process. The salsa is thick and delicious with a discernible, but not overpowering piquancy. Alas, it’s served on a thimble-sized ramekin from which you’ll be lucky to scoop out more than four or five Gil-sized scoops. The chips are a mix of red and yellow corn chips and tortilla chips made from tortillas. You can ask for a second portion of salsa, but the issue of not enough salsa repeats itself.
30 July 2014: With all the fanfare over Patricia’s red chile, ordering anything else was out of the question during my inaugural visit. There may be no better canvas for red chile than an enchilada plate, two corn tortillas engorged with cheese and rolled then topped with shredded Cheddar cheese and two fried eggs over easy. The red chile lives up to its reputation. It’s earthy, rich and delicious with just a hint of flour used as a thickener. It ranks about medium on the piquancy scale. Cumin isn’t used on either the red or green chile at Patricia’s. The enchilada plate is served with whole pinto beans and Spanish rice, both of which are quite good.
1 August 2014: The red chile so impressed itself on my taste buds that it was the focus of my second visit just two days later. A stuffed sopaipilla plate allowed me to essentially try two dishes in one–the stuffed sopaipilla itself and the carne adovada inside. Not every restaurant offers a carne adovada stuffed sopaipilla so when they do, it’s a great option. The carne adovada is as good as advertised. It’s pure porcine perfection, each tender tendril of shredded pork marinated in wonderful, rich chile. This is some of the very best carne adovada in the Duke City.
1 August 2014: My friend and frequent dining companion Bill Resnik opted for the combination plate: a cheese enchilada, a tamale and a ground beef taco with beans and Spanish rice. The ground beef tacos, which can be served on hard- or soft-shells, are terrific with freshly fried meat, shredded cheese and (thankfully) not half a salad’s worth of lettuce and tomatoes. Good as they are, the tacos would benefit from just a bit of salsa (and as you read previously, salsa is sparse).
Plates are served with your choice of sopaipillas (four of them) or a single tortilla. The sopaipillas aren’t puffed-up pillows of deep pockets beckoning for honey. They’re relatively flat with smaller pockets, but they still taste great. Patricia’s serves real honey, not the honey-flavored syrup some restaurants serve. The flour tortillas have the unmistakable homemade taste and appearance. They’re perfect for creating “New Mexican spoons” in which to scoop up beans and rice.
While it remains to be seen whether Patricia’s Cafe will duplicate Mary & Tito’s magic in serving a red chile so delicious why bother ever ordering green chile, green chile is in my future if only for the sake of comparison.
3120 San Mateo, N.E.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
LATEST VISIT: 1 August 2014
1st VISIT: 30 July 2014
# OF VISITS: 2
COST: $ – $$
BEST BET: Enchilada Plate, Sopaipillas, Salsa and Chips, Flour Tortillas, Soft Taco with Ground Beef, Stuffed Sopaipilla
4 thoughts on “Patricia’s Cafe – Albuquerque, New Mexico”
Wow – Your experience was completely different from mine. I remember pancakes on the menu but not blueberry. I don’t remember tasting garlic in the red chile, but noticed the pinch of flour that Gil mentioned. My enchilada on the combo plate had cheese and onions in it and the sopaipillas were just out of the fryer. They kept my iced tea glass filled.
My only issue was that they were pretty stingey with the salsa – it was really good salsa but we had to ask for more and when they brought it, it was in a small ramekin. For two people, they should have provided more.
The wait staff was friendly and attentive. They seemed proud of their family restaurant.
I must beg to differ on this one. I know everybody’s taste is different, but there should be standard offerings (and standard expectations) when dining out. Nothing fancy, just the basics. For example: if you order pancakes, you should be offered butter and syrup. If you order a taco, you should be offered salsa; if you are a paying customer, you should be offered a smile…maybe even a glass of water. This was probably the worst dining experience I’ve ever had in my life! Yes it could’ve been worse, but sadly it didn’t have to been as bad as it was. Here’s what when wrong: the family that runs it are constantly bickering, they don’t know their roles, the father and brother stand around doing nothing to help, the mother yells at everyone, the young daughter is busting butt doing everything, so the customer service suffers. The daughter was rude to customers (rightly so, she’s completely spread thin while her dad and brother do nothing; there’s no organization in the kitchen, one person makes part of the order while another cook fumbles around not knowing if the order is compelte, so you get your food one piece at time (we ordered a short stack of blueberry pancakes and got one on a plate asked if we were mistaken that it came with three, girl said,”yeah the other cook is making them for you” – then we hear the mom yell,”where are the damn blueberries?”. Here’s what’s wrong with the food: red chile is garlicky – like, really loaded with garlic – definitely more of a garlic sauce, the beans were dry, the rice was pastey and dry, the salsa tasted old (when we finally got salsa to go with our tacos) the enchilada had NOTHING in it – it was just a folded cold corn tortilla with a small spoonful of garlic sauce (chile?), the sopaipillas (we wanted tortillas) were greasy – not good greasy, but stale grease, greasy. This family needs to dine out at Sadies, Gardunos, Los Cuates – not that those places are my favorites, but they can offer good examples of New Mexico cuisine as far as portions, consistency, customer service, organization, getting your food all at once, what you serve with tacos, what a $9 plate looks like, etc. I could go on & on, but I know this is a family friendly site and I don’t want to get vulgar.
The speed with which Gil returns to an establishment is such a reliable indicator that I scroll down to check for that before I even read the review. Patricia’s Cafe is now on the list!
From the windows at Patricia’s, you’ll espy the Mekong Ramen House, a restaurant to which a return visit is imminent.