Thicc Pizza Co. – Albuquerque, New Mexico

The 505 Central Food Hall on the Corner of 5th and Central

As you’ve read on the tagline for Gil’s Thrilling (And Filling) Blog, your humble blogger fancies himself somewhat of a sesquipedalian (a person who tends to use big words).  My logophilia (the love of vocabulary) is a lifelong affliction, both in English and in Spanish.  Despite my “affair” with words, one word-related term which just doesn’t describe me is neologist (someone who uses new words). This is especially true about slang terms in fashion among the pop-culture-oriented youth.  When it comes to such terms, I’m not far removed from groovy, bread and copacetic.  It’s certainly not that I’m not interested in such words.  It’s just that I don’t seem to know anyone young and cool enough to use such terms (sorry BOTVOLR).

Upon espying the name “Thicc Pizza Co.,” my initial inclination was “why would anyone spell “thick” so incorrectly.”  It then dawned on me that “thicc” could be one of those neologisms (a newly coined word or expression) no one in my inner circle seems to use.  A little research on the Sydney Morning Herald confirmed my suspicions: “Appearing in hip-hop circles during the early 2000s, the term “thicc” (originally “thick”) developed in African-American culture as a synonym for voluptuous and full-figured, gorgeous women. But the meaning has since transformed, with Urban Dictionary recently defining it as when “a person has fat in the right places, creating sexy curves”.

Thicc Pizza Co., Huge Flavors in a Tiny Place

A pizza with curves in the right places?  I’m jiggy  with that (and if I used that term incorrectly it confirms just how uncool I am.)   My initial thought in reading about thick pizza isn’t Pizza Hut’s “thick and chewy” pizza of yore, but Chicago-style pizza, the pizza former “Daily Show,” host Jon Stewart  called everything from a “fricking casserole” to “an above-ground marinara swimming pool for rats.”  Thicc Pizza isn’t Chicago-style though it does emanate from another Midwest metropolis.  Other than Motown music, Detroit-style pizza may be the best thing to ever come from the Motor City.

To understand Detroit-style pizza, it’s probably best to start with a recap of what pizza under the spacious skies means today. There is a phalanx of regional styles and variations widely proliferated across the fruited plain. Most have their roots in the classic Neapolitan style characterized by round, thin-crusted pies. Others have their genesis in the Sicilian style, a rectangular, thick-crusted pie. Detroit-style pizza, served in the Motor City since at least 1946, is a variation of the latter, but where Sicilian-style pizza stops, Detroit-style pizza elevates.


Detroit-style pizza is traditionally prepared in square blue steel pans originally used to hold nuts and bolts in the factories so prevalent in the Motor City’s industrial heritage.  Those pans are well oiled before the dough–about three-quarters to an inch thick–is added. Detroit-style pizza has a “Frico” (burnt cheese) crust. This results in a thick, chewy and airy crust with caramelized, well-done edges and a crispy bottom. There is some char, but most of us believe char is a flavor anyway. Because the crust is so crispy, it won’t get soggy. Here’s betting you’ll eat every bit of that crust.

Thicc Pizza Co. is the brainchild of Seth Beckley and Felicia Meyer, who also own Hawt Pizza Co. at the Sawmill Market, New Mexico’s first artisan food hall.  (You might also remember Felicia as having owned Fierenze Pizzeria a few years ago.)  While thin is in at Hawt, fat is where it’s at…at Thicc where you’re invited to find out why it’s really hip to be square.   Seth and Felicia also invite you to learn a few things about Thicc before you visit. 

The Burqueño

Don’t worry.  It’s not scientific stuff about the thermodynamics of square pizza (yawn).  It’s fun facts that speak volumes about Thicc’s dynamic owners.  You might not agree with all those facts, but you’ll get a kick out of them. Here’s just a smattering: We DO NOT put anchovies on our pizzas, they are an abomination. We’re a non GMO kitchen. We will never feed you any cheap or crappy ingredients. People who do not believe pineapple belongs on pizza are not to be trusted.

As with all the eateries at the 505 Central Food Hall, Thicc Pizza Co. operates out of a Lilliputian lair (with a 300-square-food kitchen).   Thicc’s slow-rise dough is made in-house daily and is rolled and stretched by human hands.  Only one size (eight-inch by ten inch) pizza is available and it’s cut into six squares and served in a steel pan.  Thicc’s motto is “Made for two, Sometimes devoured by one!”  There’s plenty of seating inside the comfortably cooled complex as well as in the spacious patio fronting Route 66.  

Yo Adrian!

There are a dozen custom pizzas on the menu–some with red sauce, some with white sauce.   For a pittance you can add “two stripes of steaming hot red sauce” which red (chile) blooded New Mexicans should enjoy.   You can also top your pizza with such “drizzles” as Mike’s hot honey, truffle oil, house Balsamic glaze, house Buffalo sauce and extra virgin olive oil.  “Next Level Extras” include ricotta kisses, truffle ricotta and burrata torn six ways.  All pies are finished with Thicc’s signature shaved Parmesan cheese.

17 July 2021: Only 1940s pulp hero The Shadow knew what evil lurked in the hearts of man, but I’ll bet not even he could tell you why your humble blogger’s inaugural Thicc pizza was The G.O.A.T (Thicc cheese blend, Boar’s Head Serrano chorizo, caramelized onion, Boar’s Head crispy bacon, goat cheese crumbles, Mike’s Hot Honey, arugula).  My decision was made on the strength of two ingredients–the goat cheese crumbles and Mike’s Hot Honey, a pairing of savory and sweet heretofore unknown by my pedantic palate. 

My Friend Bruce “Sr Plata” Silver Shows Off His Yo Adrian

Had I been able to predict how fantastically the melange of superb ingredients complemented one another, I would have asked for another drizzle of that hot honey (a true ambrosia) to accentuate and counterbalance the savory components.    Of all the pizza we’ve enjoyed in 2021, only Chef Mario D’Elia’s New York-style pizza at Poppy’s Pizzeria & Italian Eatery is on par with The G.O.A.T., which just might live up to the “Greatest Of All Time” acronym.  If you’ve never had Detroit-style pizza (and that abomination from Little Caesar’s doesn’t count), you’ll fall in love with this one.  

31 July 2021:  For decades some denizens of the Duke City have embraced the demonym Burqueño (and its feminine equivalent Burqueña).  One definition defines the term as “a native of Albuquerque, and the Albuquerque Metropolitan Area extended throughout Central New Mexico, traditionally one born hearing the urban type New Mexico English; the dialect or accent typical of such a person.”  Perhaps best exemplifying the Burqueña genesis, dialect and accent is local celebrity Lauren “Lynette” Poole.  If you’ve ever seen her in a television commercial or watched her youtube videos, you’ll probably agree.  

Some Funghi

Just like Lynette, Thicc’s Burqueño (Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, Ezzo pepperoni, mushroom, green chile, basil) is saucy, spicy and feisty.  It’s also quite delicious and accomplishes what a lot of thick pizzas don’t…or maybe can’t do.  That’s showcase a red sauce with a thick consistency and savory, oregano-rich flavor.  It doesn’t get lost somewhere between the cheese blend and the thick crust.  I swear sometimes it’s as if pizza sauce completely “evaporates” from thick pizza.  Fittingly the green chile has personality a plenty as well.  The Ezzo pepperoni has some of the same “cup and char” qualities of the pepperoni used on Buffalo-style pizza which means it’s the best.  This is indeed one of the best pizzas we’ve had in New Mexico.

23 June 2023: During our inaugural visit to Thicc, my Kim was feeling a bit under the weather and didn’t find my G.O.A.T. pizza nearly as remarkable as I did.  It took a little convincing to convince her to give Thicc a second chance.  That’s all it took.  She fell in love with the aptly named Yo Adrian (Thicc cheese blend, garlic crema, thin sliced ribeye, mushrooms, green chile, EVOO, arugula, side of yellow hots).  Okay, she asked that the green chile and side of yellow hots to be omitted, but there was still plenty of Adrian in there.  She especially loved the garlic crema and its personal relationship with the cheese blend.  Honestly, you could probably pull tendrils of that cheese two feet into the air and still have plenty left.  It’s a generous, creamy, rich blend every pizza should be blessed with.  My friend Bruce “Sr. Plata” Silver didn’t need two visits to determine he loved this pizza.  He’s not a fan of thin-crust pizzas and finds that Chicago-style pizzas are far too thick.  Detroit pizza is the pie he’s been looking for.

27 June 2023: Mycophiles–those of us like hunting for, cooking or eating mushrooms and other edible fungi–were wounded by a comment made by author and filmmaker Soman Chainani.  When he declared: “Mushrooms are fungus, and fungus reminds me of feet, and I don’t eat feet.” some mycophiles became defensive.  Neither Sr. Plata nor I likened the Some Funghi (Thicc cheese blend, mushroom, truffle ricotta, Mike’s Hot Honey, arugula, THICC shaved parmigiano) to feet.  We found the meaty, earthy mushrooms a perfect pairing for the truffle ricotta, both of which offer a unique musky flavor.  Mike’s Hot Honey provided an almost dessert quality that proved an interesting counterbalance to all that earthy mushroom-truffle flavors.

J. Kenji Lopez, a culinary consultant for Serious Eats, described Detroit-style pizza as “not everyday pizza. It’s not every-week pizza. It might not even be every-month, if you want to live to a reasonable age. But damn, is it good pizza. So good that it’s worth a trip to Detroit just to taste it.”  Duke City diners need go no further than downtown’s 505 Central Food Hall to find Detroit-style pizza Motor City diners might make the trip to Albuquerque to taste.

Thicc Pizza Co.
505 Central Avenue, N.W.
Albuquerque, New Mexico
(505) 450-2487
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LATEST VISIT: 27 June 2023
1st VISIT: 17 July 2021
COST: $$
BEST BET: The GOAT, The Burqueño, Yo Adrian!, Some Funghi,
REVIEW #1224

7 thoughts on “Thicc Pizza Co. – Albuquerque, New Mexico

  1. Joined Sensei after a very long hiatus to finally experience Detroit Pizza in our fair city! First, it was great to see my Friend. Hanging out with him and about 40+ peace officers to made me feel as comfortable to when I was in Jerusalem and protected by the IDF at every corner where one feels much safer than one growing up in the City of Angels. 2nd, WOW, the Yo Adrien was amazing, Detroit Pizza has Chicago Pizza beat any day! My Chicago experience in Scottsdale, AZ was all about not just thick but thick with way too much crust. Today, the thickness consisted of all the deliciousness that was between the caramelized crust made in a rectangular pan and the topping that was cheese mixed with goodies. Again, not as thick as Chicago but no where near the flatness of New York Pizza. Oh, I am still thinking of how eating the corners of the crust was so amazing. I look forward to going back to this special place! There were other fine places of interest but I find my self gravitated to having pizza again. Gil and I shared two fine delicious pies…

  2. It’s super exciting to see that Thicc Pizza has brought the unctuous and delicious Detroit-style pie to Albuquerque. Equally impressive is the company motto: “If we mess something up, no need to fret. Just let us know and we will fix it.”

    But here’s the deal. After reading Gil’s review of a new eatery, I sometimes check out other review sources such as Yelp. Not that I don’t trust Gil’s opinion but frankly, my good friend has a taste for certain foods that I find objectionable. Like duck blood. Or “variety meats”. Or goat cheese. I even have it on good authority that he once put Catalina dressing on a pizza but I’m willing to give him a pass on that one since this was back in the day and he was making a Herculean effort to eat a Domino’s Pizza in Mississippi.

    So when I read this review and discovered that, on his very first visit, Gil ordered a supposedly Detroit-style pizza with goat cheese, I was on high alert. Who, I thought, would trash up a perfectly good Detroit-style pizza with goat cheese? Was that actually fashionable in the Motor City? I checked out six of Detroit’s top pizzerias specializing in Detroit-style pie. Only one, Supino’s, offered a whisper of goat cheese and that was in their “Quatro Formmagio” that featured smoked gouda, chevre, feta and fresh mozzarella. Well, here’s the rub – Gil knows his Detroit-style pizza but apparently had a rebellious moment, ordering a pie atypical of the gastronomical wonder of Detroit, and that left me wondering if these folks really produce the real deal. From alternative online reviews, they apparently do and folks are reporting on how delicious it is. In a city previously devoid of real Detroit-style pizza, I don’t know why they felt the need for such differentiation.

    Which brings up other unique offerings on the menu, namely truffle oil and truffle ricotta. These, too, are atypical of Detroit-style pizza. I suppose there are folks out there who may disagree but I have never once tasted an acceptable truffle oil. Given the cost of real truffles, that shouldn’t be a surprise. But as a precaution to anyone feeling adventurous, let me quote Wikipedia:

    Truffle oil has received a mixed reception among chefs and food critics. In a New York Times opinion piece, chef Daniel Patterson wrote, “(truffle oil’s) one-dimensional flavor is also changing common understanding of how a truffle should taste.” Anthony Bourdain said, “Let it be stated here, unto forever and eternity, truffle oil is not food.” He is also known for describing it as the “tomato ketchup of the middle class.” Celebrity chef Martha Stewart expressed her dislike of truffle oil in a 2014 post on Reddit, stating “I think truffle oil is one of the few ingredients that doesn’t belong in anyone’s kitchen. It’s ruinous of most recipes.” Restaurateur Joe Bastianich said, “It’s made by perfumists. It’s garbage olive oil with perfume added to it, and it’s very difficult to digest. It’s bad for you. It’s bad for New Yorkers. It’s bad for the American people. So, stop it.”

    Note to Gil: Truffle oil is bad for you, too.

    1. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
      Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.
      Gil’s gonna do it!
      Give me any chance, I’ll take it.
      Give me any rule, I’ll break it.
      I’m gonna make my dreams come true.
      Doin’ it my way.

      My dear friend, as you know I live for rebellious moments…for opportunities to violate culinary conventions and boldly eat what no man has eaten before. Durian–been there, done that. Chapulines (grasshoppers)–so yesterday. Haggas–had it.

      That’s why it surprises me that you’d consider it trashing up “a perfectly good Detroit-style pizza” by having it with goat cheese.” Goat cheese is one of the delicacies the gods of Mount Olympus deigned to bequeath humankind. Every chef from Alice Waters of the famed Berkeley restaurant Chez Panisse to two-star star Michelin Guide award winner Charlie Trotter to perennial James Beard award-winning chef Ralph Bayless uses it to create deliciousness.

      Thicc Pizza Co. seems to be following in the tradition of Austin’s Via 313 in offering innovative ingredients for the adventurous among us us who dare to eat different. Via 313’s menu may not offer goat cheese, but it does feature a phalanx of fabulous ingredients (such as fig preserves, Mike’s hot honey and pineapple rings, oh my).

      Would that truffles were more plentiful and affordable. Because they’re not, I do wish restaurants would substitute huitlacoche, the so-called corn smut. Huitlacoche is a fungus which forms on the ears of corns. It resembles a malignant tumor with postulous black secretions Worse, its name translates from Nahuatl, the ancient language of the Aztecs, to raven shi…er, excrement. Doesn’t that sound delicious.

      Insofar as truffle oil, sure it may have been created from a chemically-altered form of formaldehyde, but we’re all going to be pickled someday anyway.

      1. Gil: My point was that your choice of a Detroit-style pizza with goat cheese was not the most compelling introduction of this delicious pie to the folks of New Mexico. Your review and endorsement of a more typical variation would most likely have kindled more interest – in addition to the fact that a goat cheese pie such as that served at Thicc Pizza is not likely to be found in Detroit. While we all know your predilection for “specialty” ingredients and foods, the “goaty” flavor of goat cheese is just one of those things that doesn’t appeal to the majority. It’s sort of like cilantro – there are those who love it and those who detest it, primarily because cilantro can unfortunately taste like soap.

        As for huitlacoche, I was fortunate to first try it many years ago at a lovely restaurant in Mexico City and I found it delicious. Although it, too, is not for everyone, at least it’s typically served in a natural state versus some altered chemical form.

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